Marine Recruiter Chords

Tuning: E A D G B E Intro: B D A E x4 Chorus: B D A E Sergeant Smiles Marine recruiter B D A E Teach you to program computers B D A E Teach you all the skills you need B D A E You can die with dignity [Instrumental] B D A E x6 B A B D B A B

Verse: A B I got a phone call from the Sergeant yesterday A B He had a message from the good old USA D B Good grades, high IQ, you're one terrific guy B B B B B B B We'll let you push the buttons while the other people die Pre-Chorus: G E No way, that's what I say G A B I don't wanna be a Marine F# today Chorus: B D A E Sergeant Smiles Marine recruiter B D A E Teach you to program computers B D A E Teach you all the skills you need B D A E You can be a fucking pig Post-Chorus: B D A E And that's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D B x3 Verse: A B Every day in high school, when I got home A B Marine recruiters called me on the phone A B Oh God, I never thought it would come to this A B B B B B B B B I get cards, I get calls, now I'm on the mailing list Pre-Chorus: G E Mom, I'm not home G A B F# If they call me on the phone Chorus: B D A E Sergeant Smiles Marine recruiter B D A E Teach you to program computers B D A E Teach you all the skills you need B D A E You can die with dignity Post-Chorus: B D A E And that's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B D A E That's why B D A E Sergeant Smiles B