Houseguest

E Mailman came while you were out D I was sleeping at your house D Letter from your lover with an Ottawa address E Filled the shower up with steam D Find out what you mean to him E Before I hand it over A I'll push the flap back down and press A Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it E I'll bet I'm the best houseguest E Houseguest you ever had E I'll bet I'm the best houseguest G#m Houseguest you ever had A I never leave my socks around A I always keep the TV down A And when I leave, I never leave a mess

We were resting on the couch There was nothing much to watch Other than my manners And your waning graciousness I eased your thumb off the remote Placed my palms against your throats The heat in here's infernal And so's that entry in your journal Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it I bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you ever had E I'll bet I'm the best houseguest G#m Houseguest you ever had B I've done things in your room C#m7 You'd be ashamed to accuse me of B It's just a tendency I have when certain people C Refuse me love C Refuse me love C Refuse me love G You refuse F# I accuse A G#m A