Old Man Duff chords by Tex Morton

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Old Man Duff
Written and recorded by Tex Morton

Verse:
C majorC               G7G7           C majorC
Old man Duff was doggone tough why they called him dynamite
                      D7D7        G7G7
On the mattress filled with broken glass he rested well each night
  FF           C majorC               G7G7
He combed his hair with a garden rake and ate his vitals raw
  C majorC
He picked his teeth with a horse shoe nail
  G7G7           C majorC
And shaved his beard with a saw

Chorus:
FF        C majorC                  G7G7
Old man Duff was very rough and tough as a man could be
  FF           C majorC             G7G7      C majorC
He ate wire nails and the bones of whales and drank gasoline for tea

Verse:
                   G7G7        C majorC
Old man Duff had thirteen sons but he beat them all to death
                    D7D7         G7G7
He choked all the cops so dog-gone they died from the lack breath
  FF         C majorC                 G7G7
The sheriff went up to arrest old Duff but he made a big mistake
  C majorC
Old Duff picked him up by the seat of the pants
  G7G7          C majorC
And threw him out in the lake

Chorus:
FF        C majorC                  G7G7
Old man Duff was very rough and tough as a man could be
  FF         C majorC
Had big floppy ears as long as a steers
         G7G7     C majorC
And his hair hung down to his knees

Bridge:
         FF                C majorC
I-lee-ol-lee-tee loo-e-do o-lee-loo lee-do-lee-do lee-do lee-do
          G7G7           C majorC
Lee-do lee-do o-lee-ol-lee-tee O-lee-ol-lee-tee

Verse:
                     G7G7       C majorC
Old man Duff had a daughter fair but she died a poor old maid
                  D7D7      G7G7
Many a man would've courted her but they were all afraid
  FF         C majorC                     G7G7
Old Duff once found a fella with her why they heard him rave and shout
  C majorC                       G7G7        C majorC
He shoved his fist down the poor man's throat and turned him inside out

Verse:
                      G7G7      C majorC
Old man Duff lived a thousand years then he died and went below
                D7D7       G7G7
When old satan looked at him he smiled and said hello
  FF       C majorC                  G7G7
Now that fire was mighty hot when the put old Duff in there
  C majorC                      G7G7       C majorC
But he laid right down and he went to sleep and never singed a hair

Chorus:
FF                C majorC          G7G7
Old man Duff was very rough and tough as a man could be
  FF            C majorC
Had hair on his chest and he wore no vest
           G7G7   C majorC
And he looked like a chimpanzee