Kerching Kerching chords by Morrissey

• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Intro:


C                    G/B              G
  Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
              F
It's just a career
C                    G/B              G
  Why do you move so far, so fast, so fierce?
              F
It's just a career
C                 G/B
  Your Ma and Pa, they passed away
    G                              F
And you didn't even hold their hand
C               G/B
  Turn to your adorer
           G                             F
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong
C               G/B
  Turn to your adorer
           G                             F
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong

Verse 1:

   C                             G/B
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
          G
She's the lover you can never leave
F                          C
  She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough
    G/B
Not man enough, not fast enough
    G
Not you enough, you don't joke enough
            F
Because you just do not tak coke enough

   C                             G/B
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
          G
She's the lover you can never leave
F                          C
  She tells you you're not good enough, not rich enough
    G/B
Not man enough, not fast enough
    G
Not you enough, you don't joke enough
            F
Because you just do not tak coke enough

   C                             G/B
Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
          G
She's the lover you can never leave
F              C
  I remember a small boy in a small town
       G/B
With a small dog and a shy smile
      G                 F
And I wonder what went wrong
           C
What went wrong?

  C       G/B      G        F
()     |        |        :

           C
What went wrong? (kerching, kerching)
           G/B
What went wrong? (kerching, kerching)
           G
What went wrong?
           F
What went wrong?

Outro:

           C                          G/B
You need a good straight smack in the head
                G                F
                                               N.C.
And, by the way - your beloved - brother i---s dead