It's Time For Guillotines chords by Trevor Moore

Verse 1:
E                                 Abm
Well it's no secret that country's in some trouble here
F#m                                          A
The left is mad, the right's enraged, and the middle's disappeared
E                                  Abm
The fat cats expect us to bail out them and all their friends
   F#m                                      A
And when they've spent our money they stick out their hands again
    C#m                                     A
It's times like this that each of us need to reach across the aisle
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Instead of hurling linsults we can try to share a smile
E                               Abm
Put aside our differences and remember what made us great
F#m                            A                       (hold on A)
All the people arm in arm and in one voice we'll say:

Chorus:
              E          F#m            A
It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards
     E               F#m                   A
It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more
E                         B               A
It's nothing personal, we gave your way a try
             E              B               E
We're sorry, but you at the top all have to die


Verse 2:
E                              Abm
I'm sorry Mister President, we need to have your head
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And senators and congressmen--we need all of you dead
E                           Ab
And all the CEOs of all the banks
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And TV pundits too, let's show our thanks
C#m                               A
It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too
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It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you
E                                                    Abm            C#m
We'll storm the Hamptons, and Beverely Hills, and to Georgetown we go
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And we'll burn Connecticut to the ground so that nothing ever grows


Chorus:
E            E           F#m            A
It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards
    E                F#m                    A
It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more
E              B              C#m              A
Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it
E             B                                 A        B     C# (Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick

(Ya'll ready for a f*****g key change?)


Verse 3:
F#                           Bbm
We can come together, we can do this if we try
Abm                       B
Find our common enemy and united both our sides
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A lesbian and a NASCAR fan help to hold a lobbyist down
        Abm                           B
While a priest and an abortion doctor stomp him into the ground
            Ebm                                   B
We'll take the Secretary of the Treasury, and the Chairmen of the Fed
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And let all three hundred million citizens gangrape them 'till their dead
    Ebm                                 B
And when every man, woman and child has finished running trade
      Abm                                          Db
We'll rest for a couple hundred years before we'll have to do it again


Chorus:
               F#        Abm            B
It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards
    F#               Abm                   B
It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more
     F#        Db            Ebm              B
Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it
              F#              Db                 B
Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick
              F#              Db                 B        F#