Penis Song chords by Monty Python

TITLE: Penis Song


G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
     E7
It's divine to own a dick
         A7
From the tiniest little tadger
       D
To the world's biggest prick

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   G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
     D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
     E7
Your Percy or your cock
        A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
        D
You can slip it in your sock
          C              C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
             E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
        G
And you won't come back

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