Penis Song chords by Monty Python

TITLE: Penis Song


G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
   E7
It's divine to own a dick
     A7
From the tiniest little tadger
    D
To the world's biggest prick

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  G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
   D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
   E7
Your Percy or your cock
    A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
    D
You can slip it in your sock
     C       C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
       E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
    G
And you won't come back

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