Chords with lyrics
TITLE: Penis Song
G+G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
D7D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
E7E7
It's divine to own a dick
A7A7
From the tiniest little tadger
D MajorD
To the world's biggest prick
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G+G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
D MajorD
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
D7D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
E7E7
Your Percy or your cock
A7A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
D MajorD
You can slip it in your sock
C majorC C#dim7C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
E7E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
G+G
And you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH