Bishonen chords by Momus

This should be about right. Apologies for not typing out the whole song, but it's just too long!

      D                              G     D
I was born in the town of Paisley in early 1960
                             G           A
And placed in the care of an old eternal bachelor
  D                        G              D
A strict disciplinarian, a passionate antiquarian
                               G            A
His collection of myths and legends was spectacular

Bm                    Am
As a younger man he'd been to see Japan
        G           A            D         A
Where a master in a white kimono taught him
D                       G             D
In a shining moment the myth of the bishonen
                    G                 A
The youthful hero doomed to fall like blossom

G               G/F#        Em         G/F#
And how could I forgive the ugly fugitive
G                    A           D         A
Who brought me up according to a fantasy?
G                    D
For when the old man stared at me
   F#m             Bm
He drowned in evil beauty
E               A               D
Thinking of the early death in store for me