Tie My Pecker To My Leg chords by Mojo Nixon

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
E
Me your momma and some other whore
A
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E


Verse:
E

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
A
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
A
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
A
For a dime, Billy Bob'd give a bassett dog a hummer
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


Solo:
E  A  E  B  E
Reddog Solo


Verse 2:
E
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
A
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
A
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


Solo:
E  A  E  B  E
Simon Solo


Verse 3:
E
You only live once, so off with them pants
A
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
A
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
A
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E
I need a woman six foot ten
A
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


Solo:
E  A  E  B  E
Everybody Solo


Verse 4:
E
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
A
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
B                         E
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
          E
I'm gonna tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
A
Tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
      E                   B
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E