Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
E MajorE
Me your momma and some other whore
A augmentedA
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Verse:
E MajorE
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
A augmentedA
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
A augmentedA
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
A augmentedA
For a dime, Billy Bob'd give a bassett dog a hummer
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Solo:
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE BB E MajorE
Reddog Solo
Verse 2:
E MajorE
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
A augmentedA
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
A augmentedA
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Solo:
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE BB E MajorE
Simon Solo
Verse 3:
E MajorE
You only live once, so off with them pants
A augmentedA
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
A augmentedA
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
A augmentedA
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
I need a woman six foot ten
A augmentedA
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Solo:
E MajorE A augmentedA E MajorE BB E MajorE
Everybody Solo
Verse 4:
E MajorE
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
A augmentedA
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
BB E MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE
I'm gonna tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
A augmentedA
Tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
E MajorE BB
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
E MajorE