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Tie My Pecker To My Leg chords by Mojo Nixon

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Chord diagramE MajorE
Me your momma and some other whore
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE


Verse:
Chord diagramE MajorE
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Chord diagramA augmentedA
For a dime, Billy Bob'd give a bassett dog a hummer
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


Solo:
Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramE MajorE
Reddog Solo


Verse 2:
Chord diagramE MajorE
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Solo:
Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramE MajorE
Simon Solo


Verse 3:
Chord diagramE MajorE
You only live once, so off with them pants
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
Chord diagramA augmentedA
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE
I need a woman six foot ten
Chord diagramA augmentedA
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg


Solo:
Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramA augmentedA  Chord diagramE MajorE  Chord diagramBB  Chord diagramE MajorE
Everybody Solo


Verse 4:
Chord diagramE MajorE
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Chord diagramBB                         Chord diagramE MajorE
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
          Chord diagramE MajorE
I'm gonna tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
Chord diagramA augmentedA
Tie my pecker, Tie my pecker
      Chord diagramE MajorE                   Chord diagramBB
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Chord diagramE MajorE

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