Broken Cash Machine chords by Modern Baseball

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
Db            Ab
Home alone on Friday night
   Db            Gb
No better time for exercise
   Ab                Gb
And wishing you were still my girlfriend
Db                  Ab
Sweeping floors and folding napkins
Db                 Gb
Praying something cool might happen
   Ab                Gb
The sun explodes, we die, the world ends
Db             Ab
Talking to my friends about stuff
Db             Gb
Nasty beer and plastic handcuffs
Ab
Back when them and you and me
      Gb             Gbm
Would share our space in harmony

Chorus:
Db
Oh, why did I do that?
               Gb        Bbm
Why does everything collapse? Even when it's glued together
Db
Hey, why did I do that?
        Gb                        Bbm
I make everything collapse, even when it's glued together

Verse 2:
Db                      Ab
Questioning my awkward footing
Db               Gb                    Ab
Mixing bitter pills with chocolate pudding
       Gb
Hiding gifted fixtures
Db            Ab
Trying not to say words out loud
Db             Gb
Wondering if I'm talking too loud
Gb                        Gbm
My eyes burning holes in your old pictures


Chorus:

Db
Oh, why did I do that?
               Gb        Bbm
Why does everything collapse? Even when it's glued together
Db
Hey, why did I do that?
        Gb                        Bbm
I make everything collapse, even when it's glued together
Db
Fuck you! Why did I do that?
           Gb           Bbm
It's your fault I can't relax
               Db
But nothing's changing while I'm sitting here
                              (Bad chord)
With both hands glued together