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Intro:
Am G
Verse:
C
Wallet photo fanfic
Am G
My senorita cinematic universe on the fridge
G7
Rubbing elbows with the grocery list
C Am
I still stand the Tall Boy cans by the trash for you
Chorus:
G F
What's a stay-at-home cowboy to do
C
But put on yesterday's clothes
G F
Set out to roam the living room alone
Am G F
It's not your fault God made you in his garage rock days
Am G F
Verse:
C
Called me Commander Suds
Am G G7
When I called in the bath bombing of the family tub
C
Well, I was hung like a Cub Scout
Am G G7
At the big league dick-swinging tryouts
Uh-huh
Chorus:
F G
Can you believe we've come this far?
F F#m G G#
A lick slipped out from God's guitar
Am G F
It's not your fault He made you in his garage rock days
Am G F
Outro:
G F
What's a human cannonball to do
C
But shoot for the moon
E F
And I'm over the falls in a barrel for you
E F
I'm over the falls in a barrel for you
G F G F G F
I'm over the falls in a barrel for you
Song History
Published: March 5, 2026
Last Updated: March 5, 2026