Twisted chords by Joni Mitchell

Twisted- Joni Mitchell
Tabbed by Robin Young

Chords:
A7: 001010
B7: 024242
D7: 000212
D9: 054555
Em7: 022030
G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10

      D9            G9
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
       D9                      G9
The way he de-scribed it he said I'd be better dead than live
I didn't listen to his jive
 D9               B7
I knew all along that he was all wrong
   Em7
And I knew that he thought
A7          D    Bm7  Em7
 I was crazy but I'm not, oh, no

A7      D9            G9
 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
        D9
He said I need treatment but I'm not that easily led
    G9
He said I was the type that was most inclined
   D9                B7
When out of his sight to be out of my mind
    Em7
And he thought I was nuts
A7            D  Bm7  Em7
 No more ifs or ands or buts

   D9         G9
They say as a child I ap-peared
               D9
A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
    G9
I knew I was a genius
D9              B7
 What's so strange when you know
       Em7
That you're a wiz-ard at three?
A7               D  Bm7  Em7
 I knew that this was meant to be

A7   D9
 Now I heard little children
     G9
Were sup-posed to sleep tight
D9
That's why I got into the vodka one night
  G9
My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do
   D9
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
B7    Em7
 Now do you think I was crazy?
A7                D Bm7 Em7
 I may have been only three but I was swingin'

A7          D9
 They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
G9
 They all laughed at Edison
  D9
And also at Einstein
                  G9
So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand
               D9
The idiomatic logic that went on in my head?

        B7
I had a brain, it was insane
  Em7
Oh,  they used to laugh at me
   A7               D7         B7
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
    Em7        A7       D  G9  A7  B7  Em7
All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top

A7      D9            G9
 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
         D9
But I said, "Dear doc-tor, I think that it's you instead
     G9
Because I have got a thing that's unique and new
  D9                   B7
To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you
     Em7        A7    D7
'Cause in-stead of one head, I got two
And you know two heads are better than one"