Everybody In America Is Female chords by Mitch Benn

• Capo on 4th
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: E

Intro:

F  G  C


Verse 1:
G                             C
All hail to Donald Trump, the once and future chief
      G                            C
Crazy motherfuckers everywhere are sighing with relief
      F                             D
After four long boring years of sanity, hooray 'cos it
   F                             G
Is time to get a-working on some seriously fucked-up shit

   G                               C
So grab your sharpie Mr. T, it's executive order time
           G                                  C
Tell those foul transgender people that their lifestyle is a crime
     F                           D
Your gender at conception is the only one for you
              F                          G
But since all embryos are female for the first 6 weeks it's true


Chorus:
          C       G             C
That everybody in America's now female
         F           D                  G
The most feminist of nations, the first country in the world
     C                  G            C
To declare that all its citizens are female
         F               D                G
Whatever junk you may be packing, you are legally a girl
       C               A           D            G
So all trans women are women it is written in cement
       C                    A                D               G
That's what the president's order said so it must be what it meant
        C                                     F
Congratulations Donald Trump you're the first woman president
     G                            C
'Cos everyone in America's female now


Verse 2:
     G                            C
Uh excuse me just a moment, I'm a proper scientist (Oh yeah)
    G                              C
The premise of your song's amusing but you might have missed
         F                          D
Technically new embryos are neither male nor female yet
           F                                G
They might even say they're genderless  (oh man that's even better!)


Chorus:
    C         G            C
Everybody in America's non binary
   F                  D               G
So y'all had best get used to calling everybody "they"
       C              G           C
Go put on your gender nonspecific finery
    F               D                G
And get your ass on Grindr 'cos this also means you're gay
         C           A            D                 G
And it's only gender-fluid people that this won't affect
  C                  A                 D             G
I don't know if this was the plan, but hey when you elect
          C                          F
A fucking moron to be president then what do you expect
    G                         C
And all Americans are non-binary


Outro:
           G                                         C
And let me tell your siblings, that's just fine with me