Everybody Gets High chords by Missio

Verse 1:

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Once upon a time in a land far away

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There lived a little boy and he drank all day

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Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay

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He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

Pre-Chorus:

Ebm
Whiskey was his friend

He didn't have another

B
Vicodin his vice

Abm
His real and only lover

Ebm
Smoked a pack or two

It never was a problem

B
Popped a pill or two

Abm
They really made him blossom

Chorus:

Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

Abm
And I'm like

Ebm
when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Verse 2:

Ebm
Once upon a time in a land far away

Ebm
There lived a little boy and he cried all day

Ebm
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid

Ebm
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

Pre-Chorus:

Ebm
Whiskey was his friend

He didn't have another

B
Vicodin his vice

Abm
His real and only lover

Ebm
Smoked a pack or two

It never was a problem

B
Popped a pill or two

Abm
They really made him blossom

Chorus: (x2)

Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

Abm
And I'm like

Ebm
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Bridge:

               Ebm
Everybody gets high

                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I

               Ebm
Everybody gets high

                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I

Chorus:

Ebm
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

B
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

Abm
And I'm like

Ebm
When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

B                             Abm
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Bridge:

               Ebm
Everybody gets high

                   B  Abm
why the hell can't I

               Ebm
Everybody gets high

                   B Abm Ebm
why the hell can't I