Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (e BB G+G D MajorD A augmentedA E MajorE)
DmDm A minorAm
Down the river drifts an axe
E MajorE A minorAm
From the town of Byron
DmDm A minorAm
Let it float by itself-
E MajorE A minorAm
Fucking piece of iron!!!
DmDm A minorAm
I was sleeping with my honey
E MajorE A minorAm
Abs lutely naked,
DmDm A minorAm
I have taken my panties off
E MajorE A minorAm
Just to make a statement.
DmDm A minorAm
Fish in thick tomato sauce
E MajorE A minorAm
Swims in happy comatose
DmDm A minorAm
Only me, pathetic wimp
E MajorE A minorAm
Have no fucking place to swim.
DmDm A minorAm
Starlet s fallen from the heavens
E MajorE A minorAm
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
DmDm A minorAm
I don't mind his roasted penis
E MajorE A minorAm
If it helps us live in peace.
DmDm A minorAm
Girls have called me to the party
E MajorE A minorAm
I decided not to come,
DmDm A minorAm
It's because my clothes are ugly
E MajorE A minorAm
And my dick is a tiny one.
DmDm A minorAm
Time has shifted for an hour ?
E MajorE A minorAm
What a mess on globe
DmDm A minorAm
Dick was hard before wakeup,
E MajorE A minorAm
Now it's up at work.
DmDm A minorAm
In a tree a duck got stuck
E MajorE A minorAm
Noble eagle fucked that duck
DmDm A minorAm
You can hear branches crack
E MajorE A minorAm
Sqeaky-dick and fucky-quack!
DmDm A minorAm
Guy Miron shows such a trick:
E MajorE A minorAm
Crow is sitting on his dick
DmDm A minorAm
And as soon as starts to croak -
E MajorE A minorAm
Has he boner on his cock
DmDm A minorAm
Old Ivan Ilyich and I
E MajorE A minorAm
Used to work at a CI
DmDm A minorAm
He s a fuckhead, so am I
E MajorE A minorAm
Someone s filched our CI.
DmDm A minorAm
You are fine if you are steadfast
E MajorE A minorAm
In relations with milkmaid.
DmDm A minorAm
You get wholesome milky breakfast
E MajorE A minorAm
And occasionally laid.
DmDm A minorAm
Nick is crossing village slowly ?
E MajorE A minorAm
Outside it is cold and snowy.
DmDm A minorAm
But his dick is up and running
E MajorE A minorAm
Just in case if something s coming.
DmDm A minorAm
Girls had a fight at country hut
E MajorE A minorAm
Over who got hairiest cunt.
DmDm A minorAm
Well, more hair of the most
E MajorE A minorAm
Had the beaver of the host.
DmDm A minorAm
You were mine the other day,
E MajorE A minorAm
Mike is screwing you today.
DmDm A minorAm
He s got cock as thick as trees
E MajorE A minorAm
On the Shishkin s masterpiece.
DmDm A minorAm
Have you seen four dicks together
E MajorE A minorAm
Dancing on a mountain peak?
DmDm A minorAm
And one dick had fucked another
E MajorE A minorAm
But with yet another dick.
DmDm A minorAm
My advice to future bride:
E MajorE A minorAm
Don t get married, silly!
DmDm A minorAm
Morning comes ? your boobs aside,
E MajorE A minorAm
Snatch is rumpled illy.
DmDm A minorAm
Nick is sitting at the door,
E MajorE A minorAm
Neither dancing, singing nor,
DmDm A minorAm
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
E MajorE A minorAm
Thinking only "Whom to hump "
DmDm A minorAm
Coffee pot s a bit unstable
E MajorE A minorAm
Dishes fall around
DmDm A minorAm
Fucking on a little table
E MajorE A minorAm
Makes a lot of sound
DmDm A minorAm
Two of us ? me and my buddy
E MajorE A minorAm
Giving gifts to everybody
DmDm A minorAm
You get daughter, you get son
E MajorE A minorAm
Patriotic duty s done
DmDm A minorAm
Wife is telling her old man:
E MajorE A minorAm
"Book me U.S. fare!"
DmDm A minorAm
"Stupid cunt! Don t think you can ?
E MajorE A minorAm
Trains aren t going there!"
DmDm A minorAm
I was in a horny mood
E MajorE A minorAm
And I blew Stepan
DmDm A minorAm
He is smart and looking good,
E MajorE A minorAm
Salty on the tongue
DmDm A minorAm
Kids are asking uncle Peck:
E MajorE A minorAm
Why s there wire on your neck?
DmDm A minorAm
Uncle has no words to spare
E MajorE A minorAm