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The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song by TV Soundtracks 📺

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♫ Verse 1:
       F                  A            D7 
I find quantum mechanics confusing today
    G7          C        F 
Now science is all the rage
                       A          D7 
The Hadron Collider is banging away
G7                   C7 
Trying to guess our age

♫ Chorus 1: 
  F                 F7 
G  particle here, a particle there
        A#                            G7     C 
In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere
      F             A              D7 
Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair
       G7        D6     F 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 2:
                         A             D7 
T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say
    G7        C            F 
I'm going to put out the cat
                           A               D7 
Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead
      G7                        C7 
I'm uncertain if you should do that

♫ Chorus 2: 
  F                                    F7 
Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
    A#                      G7           C 
I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box
     F              A          D7 
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
       G7        D6     F 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 3:
                       A               D7 
Scientists say all the world's just a stage
     G7          C        F 
That physics is passing through
                         A          D7 
There may be an infinite number of me's
       G7                  C7 
And an infinite number of you's (God help us)

♫ Chorus 3: 
F                      F7 
Over in CERN they are trying to learn
A#                        G7     C 
What can the dark matter be?
F            A           D7 
Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig
       G7        D6     F 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 4:
                    A         D7 
This linear super positional thing
   G7          C       F 
Is blowing my mind today
                           A            D7 
The multiverse seems to be made out of string
G7                        C7 
That's what the particle physicists say

♫ Chorus 4: 
   F                      F7 
If infinite monkeys type every day
     A#                      G7          C 
They may accidentally write Hamlet the play
           F              A               D7 
But they'd probably just shit on it and throw it away
       G7        D6     F                  D7 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (The naughty monkeys)
       G7        D6     F                   D7 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (Without your trousers)
       G7        D6     F 
In the Infinite Monkey Cage