The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song chords by TV Soundtracks 📺

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

♫ Verse 1:
       F                  A            D7
I find quantum mechanics confusing today
    G7          C        F
Now science is all the rage
                       A          D7
The Hadron Collider is banging away
G7                   C7
Trying to guess our age

♫ Chorus 1:
  F                 F7
G  particle here, a particle there
        A#                            G7     C
In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere
      F             A              D7
Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair
       G7        D6     F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 2:
                         A             D7
T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say
    G7        C            F
I'm going to put out the cat
                           A               D7
Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead
      G7                        C7
I'm uncertain if you should do that

♫ Chorus 2:
  F                                    F7
Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
    A#                      G7           C
I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box
     F              A          D7
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
       G7        D6     F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 3:
                       A               D7
Scientists say all the world's just a stage
     G7          C        F
That physics is passing through
                         A          D7
There may be an infinite number of me's
       G7                  C7
And an infinite number of you's (God help us)

♫ Chorus 3:
F                      F7
Over in CERN they are trying to learn
A#                        G7     C
What can the dark matter be?
F            A           D7
Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig
       G7        D6     F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 4:
                    A         D7
This linear super positional thing
   G7          C       F
Is blowing my mind today
                           A            D7
The multiverse seems to be made out of string
G7                        C7
That's what the particle physicists say

♫ Chorus 4:
   F                      F7
If infinite monkeys type every day
     A#                      G7          C
They may accidentally write Hamlet the play
           F              A               D7
But they'd probably just shit on it and throw it away
       G7        D6     F                  D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (The naughty monkeys)
       G7        D6     F                   D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (Without your trousers)
       G7        D6     F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage