Rupauls Drag Race - Shade The Rusical Ukulele chords by Television Music

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
Eb                  Bb
In the city of drag queens,
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there's a fine line between being shady and being a lady.
               Eb
This is Penny, which will she choose?



Verse 1:
                   Bb
I just got off the bus
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I don't drink or eat or cuss
       Ab     Bb        Gm              Cm
You're new in town it's time to knuckle down
      Fm                             Bb
Start swimming to the top before you drown

Verse 2:
Bb
Who are you?
Eb                 Db
We are the pageant queens (oh, fancy)
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We're elegant machines in gowns
   Bb       Gm               Cm
We strut we don't need corny smut (What?)
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Let's hold back and see which way she leans


Verse 3:
Bb
Who are you?
Eb                Db
We are the comedy queens (oh, cute)
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Humour always justifies the means
      Ab                    Bb
While she's there telling a joke (look!)
    Gm               Cm
I'm right behind you poke (oh!)
         Fm                                       Bb
So don't listen to them 'cause there all full of beans (literally!)


Verse 4:
N.C
Who's that? (gasp) Wait!
          Cm
She's the shady queen horrid queen
Cm
No one wants to see her
Fm
On her own all alone
Fm
No one wants to be her
G7
Listen up pretty pup
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She's on her way to six feet underground
Cm
Yes, and nothing nice
Cm
Nothing good ever goes her way, so -
Fm
Miss "Off the Bus"
Fm
Stick with us
Fm
Even Ru would say so
G
Who? (Gasp) Rupaul! Oh!
Cm
Turn around!
           Ab
We are the better queens
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The safer queens, the lighter queens
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The brighter queens, the wiser queens
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Advisor queens, the ones who you should stick with



Verse 5:
N.C
Penny, you really wanna be a star?
N.C
Yeah I do!
N.C
No! Don't do it! Don't go!
N.C
No, girl. She's got testicles! I've seen them!
N.C
She's a man with one eye no!
N.C
Oh, we're losing her!
Ebm                    B
There's a hole in your heart
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There'a place in your soul
             B
A passion so strong
              Db
It makes your blood boil
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All your dreams come alive
         Db          Ebm
All your wishes will grow
              B            Db
If you take a swig of this fish oil
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Drink for me! (Oh, I'd really like to but I shouldn't I-)
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Drink for me! (But I do want to be a big, big star)
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Drink for me! (Don't do it! Don't do it!)
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Drink for me! (You'll lose it! You'll lose it!)
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Well I'm gonna be the greatest star
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And nothing and no one's gonna keep me down
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And you, and you, and all of you
                    Eb
I'll make you love me
      Ebm
Don't do it! Don't do it!
     Eb
Oh I can't get it open. Here!
Eb
Don't do it! Don't do it!
                   Ebm  Eb
Watch me be your star


Verse 6:
N.C
Thanks to fish oil, our good little penny became one bad penny.
N.C
But, she got her fame
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Because I'm the biggest star and I'm going far
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just a miracle in front of you
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Oh, and if you don't believe I will show you
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I'll teach you I'll school you I'll beat you
    Bb
And punch you and crunch you I'll take you and make you thank me
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When you love me
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That's how you do it back rolls
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Did you see what she said to me! Back rolls! heard it!
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Can you believe, can you believe she even said that
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yes she really did oh yes she really, really went there
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Well I'm not gonna stick around and be a part of her show
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but you have to! Girl, the paycheck!
    Db
Oh, right mmhmm.


Verse 7:
D                          A
No, I'll never love anyone else like I love myself
   D                                     A
Oh no, no, no, no I'll never love anyone else
                              Db
Ai dios mio! She's going down! too much fish oil!
Eb        F
Now's our chance!
         Bb
Watch us rise to the top 'cause we're the fresh fish on the scene
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We're the new girls in town we're stepping right over this queen
           Bbm
She's been throwing some shade and now we don't give a damn
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Take away her fish oil and there ain't nothing left there, man. Woo!
Bbm    Fm   Gb                       Bbm      Fm    Gb
Center stage another chapter time to turn the page
            Bbm     Fm      Gb
And finally I'm the star no I'm the star!
    Bbm     Fm             Gb     Fm    F
No, I'm the star! no girl! (mumbled fighting)


Verse 8:
N.C
Oh the shade the shade of it all
Bb          F
Look at yourself shady ladies
                         Ab            Eb
you should be ashamed of what you've become oh,
Bb      F            G
I never thought that you would do this
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so let me remind you of just one thing
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Take each other's hands and come together cause
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We are each other's family all 2 million 603 thousand 40 sisters
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This is our land and we are the queens
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Time to take a stand and come together (we come together) cause
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We are each other's family (we're all family) all
F         Am  G           C
2 million 603 thousand 40 sisters (many queens)
Bb               F              Ab
This is our land and we are the queens
                            Bb
So even if you're a pageant queen or a comedy queen
     Ab                           Bb
or a fishy queen a shady queen or just a big damn girl
C
We are a family
C
Back rolls!