Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied Ukulele chords by Television Music

G                      B
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
C                 D
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
G                 B
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
C                    D
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
C                     G
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
C                G
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
G  C                 Am
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
    D               D7
Now darling tell me something
                   G                         B
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C                Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
G            Cmaj7
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
G            Cmaj7
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Am       D         G
Whenever you're in town
    Em       Am    D      G
You make me feel a clown, girl
                                           B
Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied
C                    Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
G          Cmaj7          G            Cmaj7
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Am       D      G
Whenever you're around

                     B
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
C                      D
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
G                   B
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
C                          D
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
C                 G
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
C                       G
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
C                        Am
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
D                       D7
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl


                           G                        B
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C                Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me (near me)
G                Cmaj7
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
G            Cmaj7
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)
Am       D         G
Whenever you're in town (in town)
    Em      Am      D      G
My trousers they go brown, girl


                                           B
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied
C                    Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
G                Cmaj7
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
G            Cmaj7
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Am       D      G
Whenever you're around

BREAK (I'm not 100% sure on this part)
C                     Bm
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
C                            D7
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
C          Em         C
Understand me when I say
D7 muted
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay
                      G                         B
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C                Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me (really)
G                Cmaj7
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
G            Cmaj7
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy)
Am       D         G
Whenever you're in town (in town)
  Em       Am     D      G
I drool so much I drown, girl
                                           B
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy
C                    Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
G                Cmaj7
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
G             Cmaj7
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby)
Am       D      G
Whenever you're around (around)
Em       Am     D       G