Mst3k - Where Oh Werewolf chords by Television Music

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Where, oh Werewolf is a song from episode 904, Werewolf.
It is sung in a 50's pop style by Mike, Servo and Crow
while clips from the movie play on a nearby screen.


Intro:
G  Em  C  D
G  Em  C  D
Tom: (spoken) Hey, Susie, what's the matter?
Crow: (spoken) Yeah, Susie. What's wrong?
Mike: (spoken) Oh, nothing… (deep breath) ...I guess.
Tom: Come on, Susie! You can tell us!
Crow: Yeah!
Mike: Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this…
Bots: Uh-huh…
Mike: You know Steve?
Bots: UH-HUHHH!

Verse 1: (Mike)
G                       Em
Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy…
C                                 D
  He's different from the rest, I don't know why.
       G                    Em
But my mother and pop, they disapprove…
    C                       D
But no one can stop us, for it's true loove.

Riff:
G
Bots: Huh?
Mike: (spoken normally) Well, I had to rhyme the two words…
Tom: (spoken normally) Ah, okay.
Crow: (spoken normally) Sure. Sing.
Tom: (spoken normally) Got it. Got it. Go ahead.


Chorus: (Mike)
G           Em
  Where, o, werewolf…
(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)
C                D
I've looked everywhere, wolf.
G           Em
  Where, o, where…
C           D
Where is my werewolf?


Riff:
Mike: (spoken) Listen up, girls.
Tom: Okay.


Verse 2: (Mike)
G                  Em
Late one night, we drove in his car…
   C                D
To Makeout Point…it wasn't that far...


Riff:
Tom: (spoken normally) Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign.
Crow: Shhhh!
Mike: (spoken) Well, whose story is this, Carol?
Tom: (spoken falsetto) Sorry! Heh heh heh heh!


Verse 2 cont: (Mike]
G                      Em
  The moon was full…he pulled me close…
C                      D
  I held his paw and I touched his cold nose…


Riff:
Crow: (spoken normally) That means he's healthy! Hee hee!


Bridge: (Mike)
G                                       Em
But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!
  C                            D
I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died!


Riff:
Bots: (spoken) Gee, that's too bad, Susie!


Chorus: (Mike)
G           Em
  Where, o, werewolf…
(Bots singing backup over and over: Shimmy-bop. Shimmy-do-bop-shoe-bop…)
C                D
I've looked everywhere, wolf.
G           Em
  Where, o, where…
  C                 D
O where, o where, o where…
      G
Is my werewooooolf?


Outro:
Crow: (profundo) Weeere…woooolf.
(music ends, they all start to laugh and speak normally)
Crow: Well done!
Tom: Yeah! It's fun to play a girl-group beat when it's just for awhile.
Crow: Yeah, just awhile.
Mike: (beginning to feel uncomfortable and stretching his back) Yep. Yeah, that was fun.
(They all start sniffing and adopting manly gestures)
Crow: Well. Hey! Say, Mike, you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died, did ya? Or…
Tom: Huh?
Mike: Well, you know…there is this guy that…
(movie sign goes off)
Tom: D'oh! Movie Sign!
Mike: Later. We've got Movie Sign!
Tom: Save it for later!