Modern Family - People Aren't Food Ukulele

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) * = Strum once ** = 2013 (Play the chord F but place your ring finger on the third fret of the A string) C G Take a bite of an apple G C Take a bite of a pear C G C Take a bite of the cookie that you left over there F Here's one thing you should never do- C* Don't bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue C F** Because people aren't food, people aren't food C Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chewed

A|--3--------0----------2-----------------3-------| E|------3-3-------3-------------------------------| C|------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------| C* And as a side note- private parts are private