Modern Family - People Aren't Food Ukulele chords by Television Music

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

* = Strum once
** = 2013 (Play the chord F but place your ring finger on the third fret of the A string)


C                 G
Take a bite of an apple
G                C
Take a bite of a pear
C                  G                         C
Take a bite of the cookie that you left over there
F
Here's one thing you should never do-
C*
Don't bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue
        C                   F**
Because people aren't food, people aren't food
     C
Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chewed

A|--3--------0----------2-----------------3-------|
E|------3-3-------3-------------------------------|
C|------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------|
                                                  C*
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