Doctor Who - The Ballad Of Russell And Julie chords by Television Music

John:

F            Gm   Am      Gm
Julie and Russell sat one night,

Gm              Am   Bb
Russell sparked up a Marlboro light

Bb      C              Am F#dim
Julie's eyes were all ablaze

     Bb    Am Gm F   Am    Bb  C
As Russ-ell tried to shun her gaze

F                  Gm   Am                Gm
He knew the look, he knew the score

Gm              Am   Bb
It seemed more manic than before

Bb        C               Am         F#dim
Russell cringed in fear and dread

     Bb Am Gm   F    Am    Bb  C
As Ju-lie pulled him near and said…


Catherine:

F
Let's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea

Bb
We'll recamp, make more camp

F
A sci-fi show from yester-year

Bb              Bbm
I've had banter with Tranter

F                                     Dm
Your written work will be held in the Ming Mong Mantra

Bb           C           F
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!


John:

E
Then he said...

David:
F
I can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me

Bb
I'm harassed, embarrassed

F
I've watched the show since I was three

Bb               Bbm
Don't choose me, don't use me
F                                Dm
My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me

Bb              C            F
I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!


John:

E
So she said...


Catherine:

F
Let's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who

Bb
We've got Chris in, all's missing

F
Is a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew

Bb                Bbm
It's not silly to ask Billie

F                               Dm
We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly

Bb           C           F
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!


John:

E
Ooh, then he said...


David:

F
I can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC

Bb
I must email some young male

F
to alleviate the stress on me

Bb                Bbm
I can't lock out, please lock out

F                  Dm
Images of Johnny B getting his cock out

Bb           C           F
I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!


John:

E
She replied…


Catherine:

F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce

Bb
We’ll get Trac to take flack

F
When he lets his raging temper loose

Bb          Bbm
My decision to use your vision

F                                 Dm
Will make the show the best thing on the television.

Bb           C           F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

E
And he squawked…


David:

F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! Chris is giving up his role

Bb
No Time Lord? Oh good Lord

F
How're we gonna fill this whole

Bb                Bbm
It’s too complex, we’re all wrecks.

F                              Dm
My brain is overflowing like a bloody Dalek

Bb             C             F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!


John:

E
She excitedly said…


Catherine:

F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ll get another Time Lord in

Bb
Don’t sweat it, you can’t let it

F
Make you sad and maudlin

Bb             Bbm
It’s not over, and moreover

F                                   Dm
We’ll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova

Bb           C           F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

E
And he yelled…


David:

F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I really think that I can’t cope

Bb
More re-writes, no respite

F
I think I’ve given up all hope

Bb                Bbm
It’ll get canned, it’ll be panned

F                                   Dm
Lou says there’s no costumes in the whole of England

Bb             C             F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!


John:

E
Then she proclaimed…


Catherine:

F
Let’s do it, let’s do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman

Bb
We’ll bring back Captain Jack

F
To fight against the Cybermen

Bb           Bbm
We’ll cast a great Master

F                              Dm
He can plunge the planet into global disaster

Bb           C           F
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

F#
Then he screamed…


David:

G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! You’ve cast Australia’s pop princess

C
It’s madness, my sadness

G
Will make this episode a mess

C            Cm
My panic is manic

G                                                Em
The uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic

C                D                G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!


John:

F#
Then she expelled…


Catherine:

G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate

C
Don’t linger, go ginger

G
I’m gonna bring back Catherine Tate

C           Cm
I wanna, you’re gonna,

G                                          Em
Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna

C               D             G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

F#
He punctuated…


David:

F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I’ve gotten obsessed with E4’s Skins

Gm
Writer’s block, please don’t mock

F
It takes my mind off other things

Bb            Bbm
It’s so lame, I must blame

F                               Dm
Dirty thoughts I’m having about Midshipman Frame

Bb             C             F
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!


John:

F#
Excitedly she said…


Catherine:

G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! To film abroad will get my vote

C
I promise Ed Thomas

G
Can’t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat

C             Cm
It’s D-Day in Pompeii

G                                             Em
The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey

C              D             G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!

John:
F#
And he roared…


David:

G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it! The studio in Rome’s ablaze

C
On fire, it’s dire

              F
How the hell are you not phased?

C               Cm
It’s mental, be gentle

G                                                 Em
They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol

C                 D                G
I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight!


John:

F#
So she roared…


Catherine:

G
Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ve got kids back behind settees

C
Our mission, ambition

       G
Was a show for all the families.

C                    Cm
We should try as our goodbye

G                                       C
A hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai.

C              D             G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

F#
So he shouted…


David:

G
Oh, let’s do it, let’s do it! I feel like I’ve been set free

Bb
I won’t sweat it, now Moffat

G
Is taking up the reins from me

C                Cm
I can’t wait, it’s just great

G                                        Em
I’ve got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate

C              D             G
Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight!


John:

F#
Guess what?!?


All:

G
They did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door

C
They’re terrific, prolific

G
Made it better than it was before

C                  Cm
A ‘thank you’ from your crew.

G                                                                 Em
We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who

C             D             C    G