Doctor Who - The Ballad Of Russell And Julie Chords

John: F Gm Am Gm Julie and Russell sat one night, Gm Am Bb Russell sparked up a Marlboro light Bb C Am F#dim Julie's eyes were all ablaze Bb Am Gm F Am Bb C As Russ-ell tried to shun her gaze F Gm Am Gm He knew the look, he knew the score Gm Am Bb It seemed more manic than before Bb C Am F#dim Russell cringed in fear and dread

Bb Am Gm F Am Bb C As Ju-lie pulled him near and said… Catherine: F Let's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea Bb We'll recamp, make more camp F A sci-fi show from yester-year Bb Bbm I've had banter with Tranter F Dm Your written work will be held in the Ming Mong Mantra Bb C F Let's do it, let's do it tonight! John: E Then he said... David: F I can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me Bb I'm harassed, embarrassed F I've watched the show since I was three Bb Bbm Don't choose me, don't use me F Dm My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me Bb C F I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! John: E So she said... Catherine: F Let's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who Bb We've got Chris in, all's missing F Is a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew Bb Bbm It's not silly to ask Billie F Dm We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly Bb C F Let's do it, let's do it tonight! John: E Ooh, then he said... David: F I can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC Bb I must email some young male F to alleviate the stress on me Bb Bbm I can't lock out, please lock out F Dm Images of Johnny B getting his cock out Bb C F I can't do it, I can't do it tonight! John: E She replied… Catherine: F Let’s do it, let’s do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce Bb We’ll get Trac to take flack F When he lets his raging temper loose Bb Bbm My decision to use your vision F Dm Will make the show the best thing on the television. Bb C F Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: E And he squawked… David: F I can’t do it, I can’t do it! Chris is giving up his role Bb No Time Lord? Oh good Lord F How're we gonna fill this whole Bb Bbm It’s too complex, we’re all wrecks. F Dm My brain is overflowing like a bloody Dalek Bb C F I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight! John: E She excitedly said… Catherine: F Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ll get another Time Lord in Bb Don’t sweat it, you can’t let it F Make you sad and maudlin Bb Bbm It’s not over, and moreover F Dm We’ll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova Bb C F Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: E And he yelled… David: F I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I really think that I can’t cope Bb More re-writes, no respite F I think I’ve given up all hope Bb Bbm It’ll get canned, it’ll be panned F Dm Lou says there’s no costumes in the whole of England Bb C F I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight! John: E Then she proclaimed… Catherine: F Let’s do it, let’s do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman Bb We’ll bring back Captain Jack F To fight against the Cybermen Bb Bbm We’ll cast a great Master F Dm He can plunge the planet into global disaster Bb C F Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: F# Then he screamed… David: G I can’t do it, I can’t do it! You’ve cast Australia’s pop princess C It’s madness, my sadness G Will make this episode a mess C Cm My panic is manic G Em The uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic C D G I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight! John: F# Then she expelled… Catherine: G Let’s do it, let’s do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate C Don’t linger, go ginger G I’m gonna bring back Catherine Tate C Cm I wanna, you’re gonna, G Em Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna C D G Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: F# He punctuated… David: F I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I’ve gotten obsessed with E4’s Skins Gm Writer’s block, please don’t mock F It takes my mind off other things Bb Bbm It’s so lame, I must blame F Dm Dirty thoughts I’m having about Midshipman Frame Bb C F I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight! John: F# Excitedly she said… Catherine: G Let’s do it, let’s do it! To film abroad will get my vote C I promise Ed Thomas G Can’t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat C Cm It’s D-Day in Pompeii G Em The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey C D G Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: F# And he roared… David: G I can’t do it, I can’t do it! The studio in Rome’s ablaze C On fire, it’s dire F How the hell are you not phased? C Cm It’s mental, be gentle G Em They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol C D G I can’t do it, I can’t do it tonight! John: F# So she roared… Catherine: G Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ve got kids back behind settees C Our mission, ambition G Was a show for all the families. C Cm We should try as our goodbye G C A hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai. C D G Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: F# So he shouted… David: G Oh, let’s do it, let’s do it! I feel like I’ve been set free Bb I won’t sweat it, now Moffat G Is taking up the reins from me C Cm I can’t wait, it’s just great G Em I’ve got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate C D G Let’s do it, let’s do it tonight! John: F# Guess what?!? All: G They did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door C They’re terrific, prolific G Made it better than it was before C Cm A ‘thank you’ from your crew. G Em We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who C D C G