Crazy Ex-girlfriend - Horny Angry Tango chords by Television Music

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

🎸 Intro:
Gm D

🎸 Verse 1:
                         Gm
I’m clearly not over you yet
                         D7
I’m clearly not over you either
                              D7
Our love has transformed into hate
                                  Gm
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great

🎸 Chorus:
                        Gm
This is our horny angry tango!
                           D
I want to fight! I want to bang!
                        D7
This is our horny angry tango!
                        Gm
We’re truly furious but dang!
      D7         Gm
We’re also horny too!

🎸 Interlude:
D7
Am E

🎸 Verse 2:
                             Am
I want to tear you limb from limb!
                            E7
And put your limbs all over my limbs!
                               E7
Each time we fight I crave you more!
                            Am    F E Am
This would be better on the floor!

🎸 Chorus:
                E      Am
This is our horizontal tango!
                  F
We’re both pissed off...
               E
And yet turned on!
                                     E7
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
                          Am
Now it’s time for six bar long
E             Am          F E
Classic tango dance break

🎸 Instrumental:
E7            Am F E Am
  Ow, thorns!
E    N.C.   E
Dip! Whore! Slap!

🎸 Verse 3:
                  Am
I cannot slap you back
                  E
Because you are a lady
                         E7
That clearly is a double standard
                          Am
But it’s probably for the best

🎸 Outro:
     E                        Am
This is our horny angry tango!