The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song chords by Television Music

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner

♫ Verse 1:
    FF         A augmentedA      D7D7
I find quantum mechanics confusing today
  G7G7     C majorC    FF
Now science is all the rage
            A augmentedA     D7D7
The Hadron Collider is banging away
G7G7          C7C7
Trying to guess our age

♫ Chorus 1:
 FF         F7F7
G+G particle here, a particle there
    A#A#              G7G7   C majorC
In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere
   FF       A augmentedA       D7D7
Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair
    G7G7    D6D6   FF
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 2:
             A augmentedA       D7D7
T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say
  G7G7    C majorC      FF
I'm going to put out the cat
              A augmentedA        D7D7
Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead
   G7G7            C7C7
I'm uncertain if you should do that

♫ Chorus 2:
 FF                  F7F7
Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
  A#A#           G7G7      C majorC
I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box
   FF       A augmentedA     D7D7
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
    G7G7    D6D6   FF
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 3:
            A augmentedA        D7D7
Scientists say all the world's just a stage
   G7G7     C majorC    FF
That physics is passing through
             A augmentedA     D7D7
There may be an infinite number of me's
    G7G7         C7C7
And an infinite number of you's (God help us)

♫ Chorus 3:
FF           F7F7
Over in CERN they are trying to learn
A#A#            G7G7   C majorC
What can the dark matter be?
FF      A augmentedA      D7D7
Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig
    G7G7    D6D6   FF
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 4:
          A augmentedA     D7D7
This linear super positional thing
  G7G7     C majorC    FF
Is blowing my mind today
              A augmentedA      D7D7
The multiverse seems to be made out of string
G7G7            C7C7
That's what the particle physicists say

♫ Chorus 4:
  FF           F7F7
If infinite monkeys type every day
   A#A#           G7G7     C majorC
They may accidentally write Hamlet the play
      FF       A augmentedA        D7D7
But they'd probably just shit on it and throw it away
    G7G7    D6D6   FF         D7D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (The naughty monkeys)
    G7G7    D6D6   FF          D7D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (Without your trousers)
    G7G7    D6D6   FF
In the Infinite Monkey Cage