Family Guy - Drunken Irish Dad chords by Television Music

F                  C
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
       Bb              F
And he never taught me anything,
    Bb              F
But still I slap my chest and sing -
      G             C
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
        F                 C
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
       Bb              F
And he never shuts his freakin' trap...
    Bb             F
But all the ladies catch the clap
          G             C
From your Drunken Irish Dad.

      Bb                    A
Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison,
             Bb
Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney...
        A
They'll tell you the same
Bb                      A
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Connor and Clooney,
    Bb                       C
All feel the same mixture of pride and of
shame.

Bb                  A
Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.
Bb                 A
Look to the ground while their dad passes by
Bb                  A
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty,
Bb                      C
Fight for his honor and then start to cry!

F-C-Bb-C-F-C-G-C F-C-Bb-C-F-C-G-G-C

       F              C
Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,
        Bb              F
And our moods infect us like a germ
       Bb                       F
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...

 And we don't tan well either.
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