Intro: N.C. Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project N.C. Oh, you really don't have to do that N.C. I know! That's what makes me so nice Verse 1: F#m F#m/E B/D# E/G# Aadd9 Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I F#m F#m/E B/D# E/G# Dadd9 And let's face it, right? Who isn't less fortunate than I? D/C C C/Bb Bb Aadd9 My tender heart tends to start to bleed F#m F#m/E B/D# E/G# Aadd9 And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over Fadd9 Bbadd9/Ab Esus2 E I know, I know exactly what they need Em A And even in your case N.C. F#m7 B/D# Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face Em G/C Aadd9 A Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed D/G Aadd9 Bm7/B Follow my lead E9 A And yes, indeed N.C. You will be, ah
Chorus: D A Popular Gsus2 D You're gonna be popu---lar A/C# Bm F#m/A Bm F#m/A I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys Gmaj7 A D Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh F#7/C# Bm D+/A# D/A G#m7b5 I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair G Em A Everything that really counts to be D A Popular Gadd9 D I'll help you be popu--lar A/C# Bm F#m/A Bm F#m/A You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports Gmaj7 A F#7sus B Know the slang you've got to know Em7 Em7/G Asus A D Em7 Fdim7 D/F# So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go Verse 2: Bb Bb(G#5)/F Bb G(G#5)/F#7 Don't be offended by my frank analysis Fmaj7 C6/9 Think of it as personality dialysis Bbm7 Bbm6/F Gm7 Bbm/F Now that I've chosen to become a pal C Gm6/Bb A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser A Not when it comes to Chorus: D A Popular Gadd9 D I know about popu--lar A/C# Bm F#m/A Bm F#m/A And with an assist from me to be who you'll be Gmaj7 F#7sus F#7/A# Bm Instead of dreary who---you---were D7/A Well, are! G Bm/F# Em7 A D N.C. There's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer lar Post-Chorus: A D A Gadd9 D La-la, la----la Em7 G Gadd9/A A D Em7(no5) Fdim7 D/F# We're gonna make you pop------u-lar Bridge: F# G#m7(no5) F#dim/A F#/A# When I see depressing creatures Bm F#/C# Bm/D With unprepossessing features E F#m7(no5) Edim/G E/G# A I remind them on their own behalf to think of F# G#m7(no5) F#dim/A F#/A# Celebrated heads of state Bm F#/C# Bm/D Or especially great communicators E F#m7(no5) Edim/G E/G# Did they have brains or knowledge? A Don't make me laugh Chorus: They were D Popular A Right! Gadd9 D It's all about popu--lar A Bm F#m/A Bm F#m/A It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed Gmaj7 F#7sus F#7 Bm7 E9 So it's very shrewd to be Em7 G Asus A D Very, very popular like me, me Refrain: Bm F#m/A And though you protest Bm F#m/A Your disinterest Gmaj7 C#7sus F#7/E Bm E I know clandes---tine-ly Em7 Asus A D You're gonna grin and bear it: your newfound popularity (Woo!) Outro: D A Gadd9 D La-la, la-----la E B A E La-la, la-la G D Bm A Em La-la, ooh You'll be popular Em7 G Em7 G Asus A D A Gadd9 A D Just not quite as popular as me!
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