Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: Dm Difficulty: Intermediate Intro: It's so wonderful to be back in Manhattan! Gb E Bb F Gb C Abm Db Bb Verse 1: Dm Bb A Bm A The daily press is here to meet my boat Dm Db C F E There simply are no words, and you may qu....ote Gm Dm Db America, your wait is through! Gm F C At this, my new New York debut Bb E A I cannot wait to re-instate my shop Db Back on top!
Interlude: (narrated) Dm Db Why it's wicked, you opening up your new Bb C salon right down the street from Elizab- (narrated) Dm WE DON'T SPEAK-A THAT NAME! Db That name is verboten. (narrated) Dm C From the 'American Beauty Rose'? (narrated) Bb Dm Bm Bb F You know what every garden needs, Harry? A little wandering Jew Verse 2: Dm Gm E A Dm E A The sad fact is that Europe's gone insane Dm C Gm Eb To add to this, I have such family strai.....n Gb My sons don't call, my husband cheats Bm Dm Now they can pay their own receipts Bm E A Bm Dm I'm back ... on ... top! Verse 3: Gm Eb Gm Bb Up high Gm Db C A Dm A In Bauhaus lettering am A So modern you could die! E Eb Abm The stainless steel, chic decor Bm Db Black terrazzo on the floor C Bm A Bm Top to bottom glamour I supply Bb Db A Right? Verse 4: Dm E C Dm Db The lucky thing before the Wall Street crash Dm A C F Gm Eb My intuition told me, 'take the caa...aa...sh!' Dm Gm Db So I sold out, made a mint Gb Bb Dm But I like more my name in print Gm Bm Eb Bm Dm Gm Right back on top! Verse 5: Eb Gm The skin Bb Gb A F A I chart from hairline down to chin Gb A Find out which group you're in: Eb C The normal, dry, or oily zone Bm E Flaky, dry, or blemish-prone C Beauty, science Gb Bm F E Bb Like it's ne.....ver been! Verse 6: Gb A Eb Db Bm Bb The face of progress overtakes the past Gb A Gm Abm Db The constant change of life comes fierce and fast Abm E F And speaking of your change of life: Gb Db Your men won't seek a younger wife Abm F Db With epidermal firming crme Db Your timeless youth will dazzle them Abm F A month from now they'll stand in line Eb And dammit! Gb Abm Db Bb Db Bb F You'll see Rubinstein is back on Outro: A I'm back! Bb Eb Gb Oooooooon! Abm Eb Gb A Eb Gb Gm Toooooooooooooooooooooop! E Gm Eb Right?
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