The Wizard Of Oz - If I Only Had A Brain Chords

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Brain Verse: D G I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers D Consultin' with the rain. G A And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' D If I only had a brain. Verse: D G I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, D In trouble or in pain. G A With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln D If I only had a brain.

Bridge: G D Oh, I could tell you why Em A D The ocean's near the shore. Em A D I could think of things I never thunk before. E7 A7 And then I'd sit, and think some more. Verse: D G I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin' D My heart all full of pain. G A I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, D If I only had a brain. Heart Verse: D G When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, D And yet I'm torn apart. G A Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human, D If I only had heart. Verse: D G I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental D Regarding Love and Art. G A I'd be friends with the sparrow, and the boys who shoots the arrows D If I only had a heart. Bridge: G D Picture me - a balcony. Em A D Above a voice sings low. Em A D Wherefore art thou, Romeo? E7 A7 I hear a beat, how sweet. Verse: D G Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion, D And really feel the part. G A I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper, D If I only had a heart. The Nerve Verse: D G Life is sad, believe me, Missy, when you're born to be a sissy D Without the vim and verve. G A But I could change my habits, never more be scared of rabbits D If I only had the nerve. Verse: D G I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion, D A fate I don't deserve. G A But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mowess D If I only had the nerve Bridge: G D Oh I'd be in my stride, Em A D A king down to the core Em A D I would roar the way I've never roared before E7 A7 And then I'd rrrwoof! and roar some more Verse: D G I would show the dinosaurus, who's king around the forres' D A king they better serve G A Why with my regal beezer I could be another Caesar D If I only had the nerve