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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) PERCY: G#m D#m Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled E B Instead of making monsters that get us all killed! ANNABETH: G#m D#m Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place E B All he did was diss her with disgrace GROVER: B Guys, calm it down With all life's stresses E It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes B G Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!
(spoken) N.C. Ask me! PERCY & ANNABETH: N.C. Where are we? GROVER:(sung) B We're in the same bo-o-oat D# In the very same bo-o-oat PERCY & ANNABETH: E I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat! ANNABETH: Don't need to heed a talking goat! GROVER: B A G# The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat E B We're in the same boat! (spoken) And look what I found at Medusa's place! PERCY: Three Amtrak tickets? GROVER: Why run from monsters when we can ride? (sung) B We're in the same tra-a-ain D# In the very same tra-a-ain PERCY: E With Anna-blegh! ANNABETH: E And Seaweed Brain! PERCY: N.C. You're so high-strung ANNABETH: Well, you're insane! GROVER: B A G# The same tra-a-a-a-ain E B We're in the same train! CONDUCTOR:(spoken) N.C. Last stop, Denver, Colorado! PERCY: G#m D#m Wow, check out those rocky mountains! ANNABETH: B E You mean the Rocky Mountains? GROVER: G# D#m That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger! ARES: N.C. Did someone say 'veggie burger?' GROVER: N.C. Sweet! ANNABETH: N.C. Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious? ARES: G#m D#m E B G#m Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god. D#m E B G#m D#m Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse? N.C. Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace! N.C. I hear you runts are headed to Hades, N.C. but you'll never make it on public transportation. N.C. I can take you as far as Vegas. N.C. Y'all cool with motorcycles, right? PERCY & GROVER: N.C. Sweet! ANNABETH: G Wait! PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER:(sung) C We're on the same bi-i-ike! Em On the very same bi-i-ike! ANNABETH: F There's lots about this that I don't like! G# Can we trust this guy? PERCY: You could always hike! ALL THREE: C A# A The same bi-i-i-i-ike We're on the same bike! ARES:(spoken) Am E F Vegas, baby! C Am E Forgettin' somethin'? N.C. This is where I get off GROVER: N.C. That guy is so cool! ANNABETH: Am E Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night PERCY: F Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel ANNABETH: Am You're joking, right? In the Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, E one night could last a hundred years! PERCY: Fm Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant. G Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel? BIANCA DI ANGELO: G# N.C. Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939! PERCY & GROVER: N.C. Ahh! ANNABETH: N.C. Taxi! C E Am Fm GROVER:(sung) C E Am F Bada badada ba ba badada C E Am F Bada badada ba ba badada GROVER & PERCY: C E Am F Bada badada ba ba badada ANNABETH: C E Am F Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him! C E Am Fm Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense C E Am Fm I defend you, but I only tend to will him C E To get more and more defensive F C Terse and tense! Mother? Figures... PERCY:(spoken) Los Angeles! ANNABETH:(sung) C It's strange Dm Sometimes I think I'm dreaming C It's messed up, but he's kinda cute F When he's angry and all screamy C He's so weird Am But a good weird C F Our parents' paths are pushing us apart G Am And my head is always stronger than my heart C F G If only he would say something that was remotely smart! PERCY:(spoken) N.C. I got it. The map was upside down ANNABETH: N.C. Ugh! PERCY: G C E Here we are, DOA Records GROVER: F I kinda figured there'd be monsters PERCY: Fm C Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so... ANNABETH: Dead? CHARON: F Fm C Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick! PERCY: G How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat! ANNABETH:(sung) Am E The way to the Underworld is over the Styx F It's a river PERCY: C I know, you showoff Chicks ANNABETH: Am E Sexist, much? Go make a splash PERCY: F C I'll splash you GROVER: It's like watching titans clash E They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss F If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss CHARON: N.C. I've seen some messed up stuff G# G But nothing quite like this ANNABETH:(spoken) Am If you'd just listen PERCY: If you'd stop criticizing me! GROVER:(sung) D We're in the same bo-o-oat F# In the literal bo-o-oat G I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat A# Have you even heard a word coming from my throat? Dm C B The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah! G A We're in the same... ALL THREE: E AHH!!! ANNABETH:(spoken) N.C. Did we just... almost die? PERCY: N.C. I feel something strange CHARON: N.C. Is it.. seasickness? PERCY: N.C. Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history ANNABETH: N.C. And who says history has to repeat itself? GROVER: A Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already! PERCY & ANNABETH:(sung) D We're in the same bo-o-oat GROVER:(spoken) Yes! Weird guy! CHARON:(sung) F# In the very same bo-wo-woat GROVER:(spoken) Everybody now! ALL:(sung) G A We're in the same... GROVER: N.C. Baa! ALL: D Boat!
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