The Lightning Thief Musical - In The Same Boat chords by Soundtracks

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

PERCY:
      G#m            D#m
Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled
   E                B
Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!


ANNABETH:
      G#m            D#m
Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place
 E          B
All he did was diss her with disgrace

GROVER:
B
Guys, calm it down

With all life's stresses
    E
It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes
B                                                      G
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!


(spoken)
N.C.
Ask me!


PERCY & ANNABETH:
N.C.
Where are we?


GROVER:(sung)
                  B
We're in the same bo-o-oat
                  D#
In the very same bo-o-oat


PERCY & ANNABETH:
     E
I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat!


ANNABETH:

Don't need to heed a talking goat!


GROVER:
          B    A   G#
The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat
      E           B
We're in the same boat!

(spoken)
And look what I found at Medusa's place!


PERCY:

Three Amtrak tickets?


GROVER:

Why run from monsters when we can ride?

(sung)             B
We're in the same tra-a-ain
                   D#
In the very same tra-a-ain


PERCY:
E
With Anna-blegh!


ANNABETH:
E
And Seaweed Brain!


PERCY:
N.C.
You're so high-strung


ANNABETH:

Well, you're insane!


GROVER:
         B    A    G#
The same tra-a-a-a-ain
      E      B
We're in the same train!


CONDUCTOR:(spoken)
N.C.
Last stop, Denver, Colorado!


PERCY:
      G#m             D#m
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!


ANNABETH:
          B         E
You mean the Rocky Mountains?


GROVER:
    G#              D#m
That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger!


ARES:
N.C.
Did someone say 'veggie burger?'


GROVER:
N.C.
Sweet!


ANNABETH:
N.C.
Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?


ARES:
G#m        D#m                         E                B              G#m
Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god.
D#m       E        B                     G#m                D#m
  Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse?
N.C.
Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace!
N.C.
I hear you runts are headed to Hades,
N.C.
but you'll never make it on public transportation.
N.C.
I can take you as far as Vegas.
N.C.
Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?


PERCY & GROVER:
N.C.
Sweet!


ANNABETH:
G
Wait!


PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER:(sung)
                  C
We're on the same bi-i-ike!
                 Em
On the very same bi-i-ike!


ANNABETH:
         F
There's lots about this that I don't like!
       G#
Can we trust this guy?


PERCY:

You could always hike!


ALL THREE:
         C   A#   A
The same bi-i-i-i-ike

We're on the same bike!


ARES:(spoken)
Am      E         F
   Vegas, baby!
C                 Am     E
   Forgettin' somethin'?
N.C.
This is where I get off


GROVER:
N.C.
That guy is so cool!


ANNABETH:
        Am                                      E
Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night


PERCY:
                   F
Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel


ANNABETH:
                      Am
You're joking, right?

In the Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed,
                                      E
one night could last a hundred years!


PERCY:
                Fm
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant.
                                                     G
Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?


BIANCA DI ANGELO:
                       G#                             N.C.
Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939!


PERCY & GROVER:
N.C.
Ahh!


ANNABETH:
N.C.
Taxi!


C E Am Fm


GROVER:(sung)
C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada
C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada


GROVER & PERCY:
C    E      Am    F
Bada badada ba ba badada


ANNABETH:
   C             E                   Am          F
Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him!
         C              E        Am             Fm
Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense
     C              E            Am             Fm
I defend you, but I only tend to will him
       C              E
To get more and more defensive
F          C
Terse and tense!

Mother? Figures...


PERCY:(spoken)

Los Angeles!


ANNABETH:(sung)
C
It's strange
    Dm
Sometimes I think I'm dreaming
C
It's messed up, but he's kinda cute
           F
When he's angry and all screamy
      C
He's so weird
      Am
But a good weird
     C                             F
Our parents' paths are pushing us apart
       G                               Am
And my head is always stronger than my heart
    C                               F            G
If only he would say something that was remotely smart!


PERCY:(spoken)
N.C.
I got it. The map was upside down


ANNABETH:
N.C.
Ugh!


PERCY:
G  C              E
     Here we are, DOA Records


GROVER:
F
I kinda figured there'd be monsters


PERCY:
Fm                           C
Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so...


ANNABETH:

Dead?


CHARON:
F          Fm                    C
Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!


PERCY:
                           G
How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat!


ANNABETH:(sung)
    Am                         E
The way to the Underworld is over the Styx
         F
It's a river


PERCY:
             C
I know, you showoff

Chicks


ANNABETH:
Am             E
Sexist, much?

Go make a splash


PERCY:
F              C
I'll splash you


GROVER:

It's like watching titans clash
E
They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss
         F
If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss


CHARON:
N.C.
I've seen some messed up stuff
    G#                 G
But nothing quite like this


ANNABETH:(spoken)
                     Am
If you'd just listen


PERCY:

If you'd stop criticizing me!


GROVER:(sung)
                  D
We're in the same bo-o-oat
               F#
In the literal bo-o-oat
    G
I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat
         A#
Have you even heard a word coming from my throat?
         Dm C  B
The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!
      G      A
We're in the same...


ALL THREE:
 E
AHH!!!


ANNABETH:(spoken)
N.C.
Did we just... almost die?


PERCY:
N.C.
I feel something strange


CHARON:
N.C.
Is it.. seasickness?


PERCY:
N.C.
Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history


ANNABETH:
N.C.
And who says history has to repeat itself?


GROVER:
A
  Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already!


PERCY & ANNABETH:(sung)
                  D
We're in the same bo-o-oat


GROVER:(spoken)

Yes! Weird guy!


CHARON:(sung)
                 F#
In the very same bo-wo-woat


GROVER:(spoken)

Everybody now!


ALL:(sung)
      G        A
We're in the same...


GROVER:
N.C.
Baa!


ALL:
D
Boat!