The Full Monty The Musical - Big-ass Rock chords by Soundtracks

D#dim7 = xx1212
Ebaug = x6544x

Verse:
             G               D/F#
Let's find a rock.  I mean a big ass rock.
   Em                     Dm7    G7       C
Or maybe something like a cinder block is better.
     G/B             Am7             D        D7
I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy
G                      D/F#
   And just before the lights go out
       Em                      Dm7         G7    C
You'll see my smile and you'll know you've got a friend,
       G/B      Am7              D       D7
With a rock who cares.  I mean a big-ass rock

Verse:
   G                D/F#
Or rope, I got some quality rope.
Em                     Dm7     G7        C
Made for a man who's devoid of hope like you are.
   G/B    Am7                  D        D7
My buddy, Michael - Err, yeah, Malcolm, right!
G                        D/F#
   And I won't leave you swinging there
Em                              Dm7      G7       C
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air I'll grab your feet
    G/B               Am7                D                Em
And pal o' mine, I'll pull real hard and snap your spinal cord

Bridge:
     Em/D     C                      D#dim7
This world is cold when you're alone   and they ignore you
Em           Em7           A7                    D     D7
   But don't kill yourse - elf.  We'll do it for you
             G     D     Em     Em7     C     D#dim7     G
You've got a friend

Chorus:
           G                   Ebaug
I've got a friend, like Carole King
                Em            G
Or was it Carly Simon used to sing?
         C                           D#dim7
I always get those two confused, but anyway
         G          Ebaug
I turned around and suddenly
        Em                    G
I'm not alone.  It ain't just me
C
I'm like a player on the team
C
I'm part of the gang...
                      D
A member of the clu - ub

Verse:
                   G                 D/F#
Oo ... let's get a club.  I like the big-ass rock
     Em                      Dm7       G7       C
Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock forever
            G/B                  Am7                    D     D7
Let gravity do the work!  It's a man's way to die, Mikey.

Chorus:
G                                Ebaug
Friends who will love you like a maniac
    Em                          G
And lead you like a lamb to the railroad track
    C              D#dim7
And tie you down - I'VE GOT
   G                        Ebaug
Or tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor
   Em                    G
Or buy you a beer with a Draino chaser
   C                            Eb
Or dump you in the river with a rock
          G
A big-ass rock

         D                       Em
Here's a nice one right over here.
                 Dm7       G7                  C
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
                        D         C     G/B     Am7     G
No Dave. It ain't heavy - he's my friend.
N.C.