The Big Lez Show - The Brown Town Song Chords

G fuckin' around fuckin' singin' about. C D G Mmmhmm mmmhhhh pretty good town mate G Sass mate come up to me and he says, C Wanna go fishing Lez? D G And i said you know what? mmh why not? G So we popped down the jetty,

C Fuckin' hopped in the tinny, D G Started up the cunt. and off we went N.C.it was about noon, it was a fuckin' good day for it mate G Sass mate fuckin' rolled the doob, C Of some skits shit that he grew, D G And fuckin' 'ell cun'can smell it from 'ere N.C.hasn't even fuckin' lit it yet. G So sass mate lit the doobsken, C Took a great big draw, D G The kind that'll make ya fuckin' throat sore N.C.lez- then he passed it to me N.C.donny- aw fuck whatcha do then lez? N.C.lez- fuckin' tell ya what i did donny. G I took a great big fuckin toke and C Fuckin' oaf cunt it made me choke and D Fuckin' 'ell mate i got so high G Thought i was gonna die G Then i said to sass mate, C Can we go to shore? D He said sure mate, G What for? G Said i gotta hang a fuckin' bush poo, C 'n' he said mate go do what you gotta do, D An' i said mmmh fuck yeaaah! G Fuckin' oaf. G So i'm squattin' in the fuckin' bush, C Still stoned off sass mates kush, D An' im pumpin' out this great big bog G Fuckin' size of a log C D G Mmhhhh mmmhmm hmm G So sass mate still fishin', C Catchin' bream. D There's no leaves around to wipe my arse. G Gotta go for a swim...... cunt