The Addams Family Musical - What If Chords by Soundtracks 🎦

The Addams Family Musical - What If by Soundtracks 🎦

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Intro:
D A G
D A Bm

Pugsley:
 A                    Bm            A    D       A   
What if she never tortures me anymore?  

 Bm              D        
How would I manage?

 A                   Bm7                 
What if she never nails my tongue

        Gbm                 
To the bathroom floor?

 Bm              Em       Gmin7       Dbm7    
What if she walks   a - way

            Gbm     Gb    Bm7     
Leaving me a - ok
C         D    
Hiding each power tool

 Gm               D              
Why would she be so cruel?


 G7         Db7               D      
I could stab my arm myself

                      Em7     
Could rip my tonsils out

       A        G      Am7         D   
Could set my hair aflame   

 G   Bm       Db                    A      
I could spray my eyes with mace

     Bm7                        C     
But face the fact, without her

                    Am         A   
It wouldn't be the same...  


Pugsley (spoken):
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples
What would you give her?

Grandma (spoken):
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

Pugsley (spoken):
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

Grandma (spoken):
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love

Instrumental:
Cm Cm Cm

Pugsley:
 Cm                Fm       Ab7     D7      
Wednesday will drink and then

             Gm       Ab     Cm   
She'll be herself again

 Ab7            E           Fm    
Lucas will leave her be

            Gm     G     Cm    
So she can torture me

                Db           Bbm     
Just like she always did    

 Eb            Gm           Abm              Eb     
'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid

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