The Addams Family Musical - What If chords by Soundtracks

Intro:
D A G
D A Bm

Pugsley:
 A                    Bm            A    D       A
What if she never tortures me anymore?

 Bm              D
How would I manage?

 A                   Bm7
What if she never nails my tongue

        Gbm
To the bathroom floor?

 Bm              Em       Gmin7       Dbm7
What if she walks   a - way

            Gbm     Gb    Bm7
Leaving me a - ok

             C         D
Hiding each power tool

 Gm               D
Why would she be so cruel?


 G7         Db7               D
I could stab my arm myself

                      Em7
Could rip my tonsils out

       A        G      Am7         D
Could set my hair aflame

 G   Bm       Db                    A
I could spray my eyes with mace

     Bm7                        C
But face the fact, without her

                    Am         A
It wouldn't be the same...


Pugsley (spoken):
Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples
What would you give her?

Grandma (spoken):
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

Pugsley (spoken):
But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

Grandma (spoken):
That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love

Instrumental:
Cm Cm Cm

Pugsley:
 Cm                Fm       Ab7     D7
Wednesday will drink and then

             Gm       Ab     Cm
She'll be herself again

 Ab7            E           Fm
Lucas will leave her be

            Gm     G     Cm
So she can torture me

                Db           Bbm
Just like she always did

 Eb            Gm           Abm              Eb
'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid