The Addams Family Musical - What If Chords

Intro: D A G D A Bm Pugsley: A Bm A D A What if she never tortures me anymore? Bm D How would I manage? A Bm7 What if she never nails my tongue Gbm To the bathroom floor? Bm Em Gmin7 Dbm7 What if she walks a - way Gbm Gb Bm7 Leaving me a - ok

C D Hiding each power tool Gm D Why would she be so cruel? G7 Db7 D I could stab my arm myself Em7 Could rip my tonsils out A G Am7 D Could set my hair aflame G Bm Db A I could spray my eyes with mace Bm7 C But face the fact, without her Am A It wouldn't be the same... Pugsley (spoken): Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples What would you give her? Grandma (spoken): Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her Pugsley (spoken): But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me? Grandma (spoken): That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love Instrumental: Cm Cm Cm Pugsley: Cm Fm Ab7 D7 Wednesday will drink and then Gm Ab Cm She'll be herself again Ab7 E Fm Lucas will leave her be Gm G Cm So she can torture me Db Bbm Just like she always did Eb Gm Abm Eb 'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid