Studio C - Third Wheel Song chords by Soundtracks

From one of my favorite Studio C sketches - the "Third Wheel Song"! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
You can find the sketch on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/gfmohxmkTYU
I also hope that you can understand this. *asterisk means it's just Mallory, but you can figure out the parts
just by listening to the song

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You love me and I love you
       A                      G
You're really nice, and so am I also too?
           D
If there's anything wrong with you,
                     A               G
I haven't figured it out . . . yet

       Bm              G
'Cause you light up my life
        D                      E
And the moon and the trees and space
        Bm                             D
And the clouds and the iPhones and the heavens up above
    A              D
And on and on goes love


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I love everything that you bring
     A                     G
*Hey guys - oh sorry, am I interrupting?
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No!/Sort of . . .
                     A           G
*Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry (like I was sayin')

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I love everything that you bring
      A                        G
Your face - it's a miracle! It makes my heart sing!
  D                                                  A
I hope that you know that our love is like a special flame
                   G
(*Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?)

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I love your face and your hair and your muscles
     A                            G
Your brain is good too (*Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?)
D                                    A
MAL - is there anywhere else you can be?
  G
*I see how it is :(

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*I'm sorry, I'll leave you two alone
 A                              G
*Speaking of alone, that's what I am
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*(starts crying)
A                                G
Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that.

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I'm sorry, um, you can stay (what?)
 A            G
*Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great?
D                                           A
Sure, whatever. Whitney, back to the two of us
              G
*You mean the three of us :)

           Bm                  G
'Cause the two/3 of us are so alive
     D                                E
When we/*I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike!
Bm                            D
Two/3 is the number that will make life grand
            A                          D
When you're walking hand in hand - *in hand!

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James: That's not for three hands! It's for the two hands - of us!
       You have to have your own other hand.
Mal: Sorry guys, I'm sorry, I was just feeling the music.
     Sorry, I'm-I'm done, sorry.

           Bm                G
'Cause the two of us are so alive (*Ohhhh! Yes they are!)
        D                     E
When we eat romantic foods at night (The three musketeers, the three musketeers!)
Bm                   D
Two is the number of love and stuff (*The power of three!)
       A                         D
And we probably love each other enough (*dying cat sounds)
 NC or A                   NC or D
And we probably love each other enough (*platypus choking on jelly sounds)
 NC or A
And we probably love each oth -
                                                          NC or D