Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Final Fantasy 7 chords by Soundtracks

Intro: (No Music)
Danny Sexbang: Hello, and welcome to Talking Video Games
(clapping)
Today's subject is games with simple plots
I'd like to welcome our guests
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game?
Egoraptor: Yes, hello, my name is Pac-Man and I eat dots and fruit
(clapping)
Danny: My name's Donkey Kong, I throw barrels at a guy
(clapping)
Ego: Hi, I'm Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7
My game's plot is pretty simple
It goes like this

Egoraptor: (Music Begins)
 Dm
I was a mercenary working for the Avalanche gang

Awesome eco-terrorists who you'd probably wanna bang

 E                                          A
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid

 Em
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS

 Dm
That's squirrel aids, for anyone who's wondering at home

Anyway, I met a girl inside the Midgar zone
 Em
Her name was Aerith and I soon became her bodyguard

She knew how to work a staff, and she made my body hard

Danny:
 Am                                F
Okay Cloud, this is getting complex

 G                                      Am
So we're gonna move on to one of our other guests

Ego: I knew that Aerith was a Cetra
         F
Danny: Excuse me I was singing


Egoraptor:
 G                                            E
She could lead us to a promised land where energy was springing

 Am                       F
I went to rescue her, but I was captured and detained (Um)

 G                       Am
There I met Red XIII, a talking lion with a mane (Cloud)

                             F
The president of Shinra was shot by Sephiroth

G                                     E
A super-evil-Jenova-style-monster-clone-jerkoff (Hey)
 Am                                                             A
We learned about Jenova, got our things, and then departed (Wait, I'm totally confused)

I haven't even gotten started
 Dm
We met Cait Sith, as well as Vincent, Cid and Yuffie

We had gotten very tired and my balls were kind of poofy
 Em
So Aerith let us rest, her tired ass continued on

Until Sephiroth killed her and then she turned into a swan (What?)
 Dm
Wait, that didn't happen, sorry, let me get rebooted

This is sort of where the plot gets a little convoluted
 Em
An earthquake happened, then it started snowing like December

Then some other shit went down that I don't seem to remember

Danny Sexbang:
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You're using up the whole show, Cloud, please take a rest

 G                                    Am
So let's hear from one of our many other fine guests

Q*bert, what's your game about?

       F
Ego: I jump on blocks

         G
Danny: And you, Asteroid ship?

       E
Ego: I blow up rocks


Egoraptor:
 Am                   F
Back to my story, Sephiroth was casting spells

 G                            Am
To make a giant meteor and blow Gaia to Hell

                                        F
Danny: Wait, that doesn't make sense, how on earth would you know-

       G                                E                              F
Ego: Shut your stupid French mouth. No one asked you, Glass Joe. God!


Danny Sexbang:
             C
I'm so sorry

           G                                 C                     F
I'm gonna cut your story short, your plot is way too frigging crazy

     Am                                         C
And we've got one more guest we need to meet (And here he is now)

 Dm                             E
Hi, my name is Frogger, and I try to cross the street


Egoraptor:
 Am                                       F
Fuck you, Frogger, I killed Hojo, and I went to the Planet's core

 G                                 Am
Sit down, Ninja Gaiden, I'm not done, you stupid whore

                       F
We defeated Sephiroth who was now in godlike form

            G      E
And cast a Holy spell to stop the asteroid storm

 Am                                                         F
The Lifestream stopped the meteor, the whole planet was saved

         G                          Am
Danny: After hearing that plot, I think I have to go shave

                                          F
Ego: You got something to say, Dig Dug? You wanna fucking go-

 G                                 E
Wait why's this hose in my ass, oh Jesus, God no