Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Nick Bottom: C No more Mr. Anonymous D7 No more world that is Nick Bottom-less E7 Am7 D7 G My name will be synonymous with being on the top C I can see it now C I'm the cat's meow C
It's a hit, pow! Bb F It's gonna be great, gonna be great C Everywhere I go C They will love me so C Hail my name Bb F Oh, it's gonna be great, gonna be great Ensemble: E Am Master Bottom, you're such a wonderful writer Nick: You really think so? Ensemble: Bb F And your talent is talent beyond compare Nick: Why thank you Ensemble: Bm7 E7 Am You're a star, you are, and you couldn't be brighter Nick: Now you're just embarrassing me! Ensemble: Em Ebm You're a real visionary Nick: Dm7 G7 Thank you Jesus and Hail Mary! All: C D This Bottom's gonna be on top C D This Bottom's gonna be on top Nick: C Man, I'm gonna sizzle Dm Man, I'm gonna pop All: D G And this Bottom's gonna be on top C Nick: C This is heaven sent C Feeling confident C Money well spent Bb F It's gonna be great, gonna be great C Throw a big parade C Praises will be made C Compliments paid Bb A It's gonna be great, gonna be great Bea: E7 Am Me and baby are so eternally grateful Nick: You're who I'm doing it for Bea: G7 C7 F Thank you for our cottage in the woods Nick: You deserve it! Nigel: Bm7 E7 Am If gratitude were a food I'd have a big plateful Nick: Nice metaphor, bro Lord Clapham: Em7 You're the greatest Shylock: Ebm You're the man Nick: Dm7 G7 I really shouldn't say it, but yes I am! All: C D This Bottom's gonna be on top C D This Bottom's gonna be on top Nick: C D Once I get going, never gonna stop All: C Yeah, this Bottom's gonna be on top Intrumental: Abm Abm Db C F Bb7 Eb7 Ab Renaissance Writers: Fm Bbm We are the royalty of the Renaissance writers Abm7 Db7 Gb Now we're handing down the crown to you Cm F Bbm Em Ebm You were a nobody but then overnight you're someone better than the rest of us Dm G Now you are the best of us N.C. Will: Not. So. Fast Nick: Hello, Will. I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight Will: The top sir, nay, thou surely doth jest I say on my honour here I doth protest Nick: Yawn Rhyming couplet? That is so 1580’s Will: Oh yeah? Well Tap Break: Will: If you want to make it to the top Then you're gonna have to go through me Cause on the top is where I live And I will not be giving up that easily So there Nick: Oh man I have been waiting for this moment for so long I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch Will: Oh no you won't Nick: Oh yes I will Will: Oh no you won't Nick: Oh yes I will Will: Oh no you won't Nick: Oh yes I will Will: Oh no you won't My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours Nick: In your dreams I am the best Will: You can't be the best because I am the best I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill I am the Will And I wrote the Taming of the Shrew and Richard III and Richard II and Henry's IV, V, VI And Titus Andronicus And oh did I forget Romeo and Juliet Nick: Well I have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen The people are loving it Can't get enough of it Everyone, even including the Queen She recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me And privately she told me that you're not any good, not any good, not any good, not any good And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit And none of them's as good as my musical Omelette C Will: N.C. Wait a minute You wrote Omelette? Nick: Yes Will: E Am I never thought that I would meet my equal Gm C7 F But I concede that I've been bested by the best Bm Em Am Maybe we could partner on a sequel Nick: Em Ebm Oh my, how the tide has turned Em Let's review Ebm What have we learned Em See, you were here Ebm But now we've swapped N.C. So kiss this Bottom G#m I'm on the top G#m G#m All: Dbm Dm Abm He's on top Cb Bbm Abm He's on top Db Wah-wah-wah-wah Ab Dbm Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top D Dm Em Am He's on top D Em Am He's on top D Em Wah-wah-wah-wah Bm Dm Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top Bm Dm Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top Bm Am Dm Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top Nick - Dialogue: A A Bottom's up A G D Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top
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