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No Capo PROFESSOR HIDGENS: A7 It's a D Show stoppin number Daug A real show stopper D7 Em A A show stoppin number, come on D Something to shock 'em Daug To bring them a-crawling
D7 Em A A big-time box-office draw G With the press and the glamour A# C We'll kill the reviews D F G Spotlight on Mr. Ingenue Em So fill up your Tumblr A Got a show stoppin number for you EMMA, spoken: D C# C G Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us! PROFESSOR HIDGENS, sung: D A show stoppin number Daug Is something you die for D7 Em A A real catchy earworm-y tune D An award-winning score Daug That seeps in and out of your pores D7 F G A ditty make the chorus go swo-on G It'll unify humanity A# C In a thundering chorus! D F G No exits from this Broadway venue Em So crash those shiny cymbals A D Got a show stoppin hymnal for you (spoken) D This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch? EMMA, spoken: We don't have time TED, spoken: Fucking go for it! PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken: It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good F G Or, are they? This here, is the title number! (sung) Bm Business calls E7 I'm up to my ass in shit What is this business? Bm Markets are crashing E7 And I'm at the edge of my wits I just can't take it G D E When all I want to do-o G D A Is spend the day with Greg G And Steve C And Stu F And Mark G And Leighton Am7 And Chad Am And- (spoken) Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped, with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you.. and me... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton... And Chad Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... I'll see you then (sung) G D E All I want to do-o G D F G Is spend that day with Steve and- D Five o'clock can't come soon enough E Five o'clock can't come soon enough F Five o'clock can't come soon enough C I can't wait to get home A To my boys D A show stoppin number Daug A real show stopper D7 F E An aria to rule them all G They'll throw us their money A# C At full price admission D F G The world will come crumbling down Em Hamilton move over A F Your new competition's in town (In the following segment: play the following chords: G A C F G Am7 Am A) "GREG", spoken: Hey Henry! PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken: Greg! Is that really you? EMMA, spoken: Professor, no! That's not Greg! "GREG", spoken: Been a long time... "STU", spoken: Hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around? PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken: Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be! "GREG", spoken: Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do PROFESSOR HIDGENS, "GREG" & "STU", sung: D Working boys E We're up to our ass in shit What is this business? D Five o'clock can't come soon enough E Five o'clock can't come soon enough F Five o'clock can't come soon enough C I can't wait to get home A# To my bo-oys!
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