Shock Treatment - Thank God I'm A Man chords by Soundtracks

Intro: Dm

 Dm
A man should call the toss

            F
Wear the pants, and be the boss

    C
A man should be the drink

         Bb           A
For his own damn sake

 Dm
And men should the misters

         F
And the masters of their sisters

     C
A man should be the reason

       Bb           A
For a heart to break

 Dm
A man should cut the lawn

             F
Change the tire, mend the worn

    C
A man should never wait

          Bb         A
To oil a rusting gate

 Dm
Men should hold the key positions

          F
In our country's great traditions

   C
A man should put the food

          Bb         A
Upon the family plate


 D
So, be moral

Don't quarrel
 G                    A
Fair and square is best

 D
Let me alert you

That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
 B            F#               A
If you wear hair on your chest

       G      A            D             Bm
So always remember to follow the rules



 G
Box clever


 Em
And jocks never

 A                      Dm
Hock another jock's tools


 Dm
A man should wax a car

          F
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar

     C
A man should like his brow

       Bb           A
To be wet with sweat

             Dm
Men should know the right occasions

       F
To indulge in tax evasions

    C
A man should know the settings

           Bb            A
That his spark plugs get


 D              G
Faggots are maggots

         F#      A    D
Thank God I'm a man