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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
Fm Db A Ab D Ab Eb Db Ab
Da da da da da Da da da da da
Ab D Fm Eb Db Ab
Women:
Fm
There
Fm C
Under the bridge
Ab Eb D Eb
There's a monster
Ab Db D Eb
Lurking on the surface of your mind
Eb A Ab Db
All the time Ti me
Eb B Ab
It's a new kind of monster
Ab D
It sputters sighs and cries
Bm Ebm Ab Db Bm Gm
Raving in garbage tongues and grunts
Ab E Ab
Proclamations provocations
Eb
Fabrications defamations
Eb Db
Exclamations indignation
Db G Ab Eb
And poor punctuation
B Db D
And it's the words alone
B Bbm Gm
Never sticks nor stones
Eb B
That get you
All:
F Abm
That get you
Women:
B
And it's disgusting
B G
Putrid and diseased
Ab Eb D
Dripping fat and sick
Ab F Gm
Bulging ass cheek thick
Eb Abm E Ab
And you never know for sure
Ab D
Oh how it teases its allure
D Eb D Bb A
Will the monster finally charge and gouge and gorge?
B Ab B Bb
Will the monster finally go too far?
D Eb
Better check
D Eb
Check check check
Eb Bm B
Check check check check
B G
Check check check check check check check
D
Check check check
G
Check check check check
D
Check check check check
B D
Check check check
F
Check check check
E
Check check check check check check
F
Check
All:
Fm F B E
Like a litter covered trail in the forest
E Ab
Chip bags and beer cans
E
Condoms, cigarettes
G F
Every time you check
Marvin:
F A Db
That's what happens to your mind
G Eb
Yeah
Marvin & Toby:
A Bb Ab
That's what happens to your mind
women:
B Abm
As you watch the monster
Abm Bb F
It digs deeper in your brain
B Db Ebm
Transforming neural pathways
Ebm Ab A
With its toxic refrain
A Dm
The path gets bigger
A Eb
The path becomes a street
Ab F
The street becomes a superwide superdumb superhighway
D
The forest logged
Abm Dm B
Filled with chain stores and smog
Eb
Now your mind is stuck in pounding traffic
Fm G
Migraine sunlight suffocates you
E D
Mufflers and horns
F Gm Eb D
And stupid bad generic pop
D B
Spitting out your shitty speakers
D
No bass
A Gm
Just the din of tinny treble
Ebm D B Dm
Bitin' your teeth on the tinfoil metal
F Ab Bm
And sticky gunked-up big gulp cups
Dm A
Strewn on the shotgun floor
Ab A Ab G
Yeah just a big old pile of big gulp cups
G Bb B
Strewn all about the inside of your mind
Eb D
All the time
(Vocalizing)
Ab G Gm Eb A E A F Eb E B
Da da da da da D ada da da da
Eb A Eb
Da da da
Men:
E Abm F B
For years you study the monster
Eb B
Practicing your irony and outrage
B Bb G
On a scraping violin
Ab B E B
Ten thousand hours of shrieking malnutrition
B Eb
Your practice makes you master of the monster
women:
Abm B E
Your brain is chemically changed
E
Your mind goes dark and strange
E Bbm Eb
And you fall apart
Eb Ab
Like a naked mannequin
Db Abm E
Clattering to the floor
Ab
I am not a fucking luddite
Ab Abm
Or a cracked illuminati
Abm
Or a stubborn crazy codger
Abm
I am sane
Abm
And I am telling you, the monster is real
All:
Abm
And we are in trouble
E
We are in trouble
B
We are in trouble
A
We are in trouble
Bm
We are in trouble
Abm B
We are in trouble
B
We are in trouble
B Abm
We are in trouble
Outro:
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Trouble
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Trouble
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Song History
Last Updated: January 20, 2021