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Intro: C(add2)/E Fmaj7 C(add2)/E Fmaj7 Pulitzer: C(add2)/E Fmaj7 Nunzio knows, when Em7 Am7 He's cutting my hair: Dm9 G7 Trim a bit here, Bb/C C7 And then trim a bit there. Fmaj7 E7 Just a modest adjustment Am7 D7 F/G G7 F/G G7 Can fatten the bottom line.
C(add2)/E Fmaj7 Shaving is tricky: Em7 Am7 The razor should float Dm9 G7 Shave me too close Bb/C C7 And you may slit my throat. Fmaj7 E7 Its the simplest solutions Am7 D7 F/G G7 F/G G7 That bolster the bottom line Fmaj7 Give me a week Em7 Am7 And I'll train them to be Fmaj7 Em7 Am7 Like an army that's marching to war. G/A A7 Proud of themselves F#m7 Bm7 And so grateful to me, Em7 G/A A Gmaj7/A They'll be begging to pay even more! A/G D/F# Gmaj7 When there's dirt on our shoes, boys, F#m7 Bm7 For Gods sake, relax! Em9 A7 Why throw them out? C/D D7 All we need is some wax Gmaj7 F#7 Bm7 Listen well to these barbershop lessons, E7 Em7b5 Gm(maj7) Gm6 For they'll see you through. Employees: F#m7 Gmaj7 F#m7 Gmaj7 When you're stuck in the muck you'll be fine. F#m7 Gmaj7 Em9 A7 You'll erase any trace of decline. Seitz: F#m7 With a trim Hannah: Gmaj7 And a snip Bunsen: F#m7 And a shine! Pulitzer: Bm7 Em7 And the pow'r of the press, Gmaj7/A A7sus A#dim Bm Yes! Once again is mine! E9 E9 Gmaj7/A Just a few common cents, A13 D/F# Gents, thats the bottom line! Employees: D/F# Gmaj7 Every new outcome F#m7 Bm7 It's income for you, Em9 A7 G/D D Thanks to that bottom line!
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