Muppets Most Wanted - Interrogation Song Chords

B5 C#5 D5 Bm Kermit, let's begin Bm Describe the day you played Berlin G We rehearsed and then we walked about G We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut Bm That night at ten o' three Bm Were you inside the portrait gallery G From ten o'clock to ten o' four G Was when we did the show encore Em Hmm, Frog, we've got our doubts Em Can you confirm your whereabouts Bm My alibi is watertight Bm The audience saw me sing all night Em Monsieur, we know you did the crime Em I was on stage that whole time F#m Ask who sang Rainbow Connection F#m D5 C#5 Thank you Kermit, no more questions

Bm C# D Bm Hello, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop Bm Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside Bm Now's your chance to save your hide G Gentlemen, I did not know G It's a crime to steal the show Bm Tell us how the art was taken Bm If you want to save your bacon G I haven't seen your missing art G All I've stolen is audience hearts Em We can give you a plea deal Em All you have to do is squeal Bm I'm not a thief, I don't know how Bm All I've ever taken is a bow Em We'll catch the swine that did this job Em Give up the pig puns, creep F#m Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion F#m D C# Thank you Piggy, no more questions Bm C# D D Bm I think she likes me Bm I don't think your puns are helping the investigation Bm* You know, I think they did it No, they didn't Yes, they did, and we can pin it C#* D* If they did, how did they do it If they didn't, how did they didn't Em* Fm* If they didn't then it's easy, 'cause they simply didn't do it F#m* F#m If they did it, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can prove it Bm Oh, excuse me Uh Bm Bring in the purple guy with the shnozz Bm Do you remember what you did Bm On the night you played Madrid? G I was hit by a raging bull G And rushed off stage to the hospital Bm Gonzo, what do you know Bm About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado G I never saw the stolen busts G I spent the night in bed concussed Em The truth Gonzo, the clock is tickin' Em If you don't believe me, ask the chicken Bm Camilla was there, she'll co-operate Bm Madam, are you willing to corroborate Em Bawk bawk begawk, begawk gawk gawk Em Will someone get this chicken out of here F#m Calm down Camilla, it's a routine inspection F#m D C# Thank you Gonzo, no more questions Bm C# D Break: Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm Let's go from the start Bm What do you know about the stolen art G I didn't know there was a plan G Your accusation is far out man Bm The chances of us committing a crime Bm Are less than 009 G Shern de shern de herf G Sher de chicky en de farney hug Em To help with our investigation Em Can you do a full translation Bm What the chef just said to you Bm Was schnoop do schnnop do schnook, it's not Swedish Em Argh Em Wank wank wank F#m I can do an Elvis impression F#m D C# Thank you Muppets, no more questions Bm C# D Bm* They didn't No, they didn't There's no way they did the crime C#* D* They couldn't, they're too stupid They're not criminal masterminds Em* Fm* We do not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it F#m* F#m So we know who didn't do it, yes, we know who didn't do it Bm* They're incapable of being culpable