Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Difficulty: Intermediate Verse 1: G You’ve heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve, And all that jingle jangle ‘blah, blah, blah’ But did you know, on Christmas day C When he puts away his sleigh D A D He throws the hottest office party that you ever saw!
Chorus: G And we’re all rock, rock, rockin’ around the pole D Where the Northen Lights are bright, G C Rock, rock, rockin‘ around the pole, A D G We’ll rock that pole all night! Verse 2: Em We don't serve milk and cookies, C D We got gin and scotch, G Em D And so much mistletoe, G Elves are dancin' on the tables C Cm And streakin' through the stables D A D And makin' out in corners like a ho ho ho! G Oh, we're lighting up the tree C And playing Truth or Dare G Gm G And swinging from the chandelier And when we hang a stocking C On a doorknob, don't come knocking (spoken) D And, hey, who took the sleigh out on a run for more beer? Chorus: G We're rock, rock, rockin' around the pole A D Where the northern lights are bright G C Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole A D G We'll rock that pole all night! Verse 3: C Cm There's one thing every girl and boy should know G It's that elves can't hold their booze Em Jinx and Sugar Plum are flying A And Joy is straight up crying! A7 D And Pixie and Gingersnap got tattoos! C Cm Then Mrs. Claus cranks the music 'cause G She knows how to entertain, dear Em B Em A And Santa shouts, "Hey, Mrs. Claus!" G Em D7 "You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer." Cm7 Fm D# "You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer!" Chorus: G# Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole A#m D#7 Where the northern lights are bright G# C# Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole A# D# G# We'll rock that pole all night Bridge: G# We've waited very patient G# For one day of vacation G# The dancers on the floor are G# C# As hot as a Menorah G# And Cupid's acting stupid And Comet starts to vomit No children are invited 'Cause this party is the bomb! It's- Chorus: A Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole B E Where the northern lights are bright A D Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole B E A We'll rock that pole all night Outro: D Well, we'll rock the pole- B A Oh, it's out of control! Tomorrow we'll have traces E Of eggnog in weird places B E We'll rock that pole A all night!
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