Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) JANIS, spoken: Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're going to make her pay (sung) G You know what friends do? C They’ve got your back G And they are fun to be around DAMIAN: G Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
JANIS: G When someone hurts you C Then they attack G And grind your foe into the ground DAMIAN: G Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh JANIS: G Imagine a party C With dresses and cake And singing and dancing and cake G And there’s a magic act C That saws Regina in half D And this time it will take DAMIAN: Now that’s a party JANIS: G A revenge party A A party that ends C G With somebody’s head on a spike DAMIAN: G Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh BOTH: G It’s a Revenge Party A with your two best friends C D G It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like JANIS, spoken: For this to work You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them Can you do it? CADY, spoken: Yes. Hey, girl GRETCHEN, spoken: Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault CADY, spoken: I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys GRETCHEN, spoken: Aw, of course CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN: G It’s a revenge party A A party that ends C G with entrails all over the lawn G It's a Revenge Party A With your two best friends CADY: C D G And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone JANIS & DAMIAN: Yass, Caddy! CADY: C D G I end up with Aaron when she’s gone STUDENTS: G What’s Regina doing? A What is Regina wearing? C Is she dating Aaron? G Regina, Regina G she has everything A She gets everything C G Regina, Regina, Regina JANIS, spoken: Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person REGINA, spoken: What is that? CADY, spoken: Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting. I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight REGINA, spoken: I need to lose three pounds Bring me a whole box CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN: G It’s a revenge party A A party that ends C G with somebody crushed and alone JANIS: And ugly crying CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN: G It’s a Revenge Party A with your two best friends C D G It’s like a party with revenge is what we're throwin' STUDENTS: G What’s Regina eating? A God, look at her figure? C Did her boobs get bigger? G Regina, Regina, Regina, G she has everything A She gets everything C G Regina, Regina, Regina JANIS, spoken: We got to go harder. If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her CADY, spoken: I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile JANIS, spoken: Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use. Shh, here she comes REGINA, spoken: Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back CADY, spoken: Your hair looks sexy pushed back AARON, spoken: Uh, thanks. I’ll see you in Calc JANIS: G At every party, C there might be a low G Where the energy dips DAMIAN: G Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, woah G You might be thinking C it’s late we should go D And they ran out of chips CADY: No. No. No! G I can’t even watch C when she touches his hair And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow G Regina needs to be toppled C Sorry, Gretchen, I swear D we'll get our party now One candy cane, please! CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS: G A revenge party! A A party that ends C G with lions in a roman arena STUDENTS: G She has everything A She gets everything C G Regina, Regina, Regina DAMIAN, spoken: Ho, Ho, Ho. Candy cane gram for Shane Oman STUDENTS: G She has everything DAMIAN, spoken: And one for Caddy Heron STUDENTS: A She gets everything DAMIAN, spoken: Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco STUDENTS: G Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco DAMIAN, spoken: And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye GRETCHEN, spoken: Who sent that? CADY, spoken: Aw. It’s from… STUDENTS: G Regina! Regina! Regina! CADY, spoken: Thanks for being a such a great best friend GRETCHEN, spoken: Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them. And she’s not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde, also she totally she cheats on Aaron every Thursday. She says she has SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume CADY, spoken: She makes him wear the costume? GRETCHEN, spoken: NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME! And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN: G It's a Revenge Party A A party that ends C G with somebody's head on a spike G A Revenge Party A With your two best friends C D G It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like C D G A party with revenge is what it’s like C D G A party with revenge is what it’s like C D A party with revenge G Is what is like
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