Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: G D Verse 1: G It started when, G a lad of 10 G I told my friends D7 "I'll meet 'ya, D7 at 'Dr. Blood's Revenge'" D7 which was D7 a gruesome G horror feature.
and when I saw G7 Cm the awesome torture chamber in that flick, G I found I got a hard-on, D7 G while the other kids got sick. Chorus: D7 I found a hobby. G I found a hobby. D7 out in the lobby, G I went insane. Middle 8: Cm D# A voice inside me, G said, "Kid you love it, D G I think you're into heavy pain" Verse 2: Cm By 13 years I'd taught my peers G about bondage and submission Cm gave illustrated lectures on G the Spanish Inquisition. B7 Some boys take dirty books to the jon E7 A7 and give themselves a whack. A7 I did the same with lithographs, D of thumbscrews and the rack. Verse 3: G At 22 G the time came due D7 to choose a life's profession. D7 I struggled hard to think of one G in line with mine obsession. G I could have been a boxer G7 Cm or lawyer, yeah, I guess. G But no one causes suffering D7 G like a licensed D.D.S. Chorus: D And now my hobby G ain't just my hobby, D7 no, its-a my job to make G the patients shake with fear. Cm What started out as G a secret pastime D is now my hobby.... G and my career. N.C. Say "Ahh"