Verse 1: A Aww look, Heather's going to D C Bb Whine, whine, whine all night! N.C.You don't deserve to live! D C Bb Why not kill yourself! N.C.Here have a sedative G D Whine, whine, whine! F A Like there's no Santa Claus (boo-hoo)
Eb B E You're pathetic because you whine! N.C.You whine all night! Chorus: Bb A Your ass is off the team Bb Am Go on and bitch and moan Bb A You don't deserve to dream Bb Am You're gonna die alone Outro: A Die alone! Bb Die alone! A Die alone! Am DIE ALONE!