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Intermediate πͺ
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A D
D
The parts of a flower
Are so constructed
That very, very often
Bm
The wind will cause pollination.
If not
D
Then a bee or any other
Nectar gathering creature can
Bm
Create the same situation.
G
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to
E
The pistils, write it on the list.
G
I'll try to make it crystal-clear
A
The flower's insatiable passion turns
Its life into a circus of debauchery!
D
Now you see just how the stamen
Bm
Gets its lusty dust onto the stigma.
D
And why this frenzied chlorophyllous
Bm
Orgy starts in spring is no enigma!
G
We call this quest for satisfaction
E
A what, class?
G
A photo-periodic reaction!
Oh, that's good, that's very good.
A
Hey, I'm lost where are we?
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D
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Bm
Put your pollen tube to work.
D
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Bm
Make my stamen go berserk.
G
Reproduction
D
I don't think they even
A
Know what a pistil is!
I got your pistil right here
A D
Where does the pollen go?
D
Next chapter
In an abstract way
The same thing applies
To the reproductive organs of
D
The more complex life forms.
But now we are dealing w/sexual response
Are there any questions
Before we begin reading?
D
Is it possible the female
Member of some sex on a couch
Could like get this guy all hot
Bm
And she never even knew it?
D
When a warm-blooded mammal
In a tight little sweater
Starts pullin' that stuff
Bm
Is she sayin' that she wants to do it?
Can't prove it by me
G
Cause they change their tune
When you got 'em in the back seat.
E
With his heart beatin' fast!
They make it sound
G
Like a track meet, gross!
Yeah, then all they can do is say
A
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
D
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Bm
Baby, give it to me now.
D
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Bm
Is that all you think about?
G
Reproduction!
Come on baby show me that
A
You really love me so!
Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up!
A D
Where does the pollen go?
D
The human is the only
Being capable of consciously
Controlling its number of offspring.
Any comments on this?
D
Mr. Stuart is it true
That guys like you
You know mature and all
Carry some protection with them
Bm F#
For sexual occasions?
Bm
What's the big deal?
D
Can't a girl just do that thing
In a book where she adds up the days
Of her, uh, what do you call it
Bm
Mentalstration?
Oh, that's really neat!
G
Yeah, and what will the guy say
E
When the numbers don't add up right huh?
A
Yeah!
Yeah!
A#
Yeah!
D#
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Cm
Hope he's proud of what he's done.
D#
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Cm
He was only bookin fun
G#
Reproduction!
See what happens when a boy & girl
A#
Don't know how to play it safe?
Cm
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
G#
Reproduction!
Reproduction!
Fm
Reproduction!
A#
Reproduction!
D#
Reproduction!
A#
Where does the pollen go?
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Published: August 9, 2024
Last Updated: August 9, 2024