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A D D The parts of a flower Are so constructed That very, very often Bm The wind will cause pollination. If not D Then a bee or any other Nectar gathering creature can Bm Create the same situation. G Yes, anything that gets the pollen to E The pistils, write it on the list. G I'll try to make it crystal-clear A The flower's insatiable passion turns
Its life into a circus of debauchery! D Now you see just how the stamen Bm Gets its lusty dust onto the stigma. D And why this frenzied chlorophyllous Bm Orgy starts in spring is no enigma! G We call this quest for satisfaction E A what, class? G A photo-periodic reaction! Oh, that's good, that's very good. A Hey, I'm lost where are we? Chapter 2 Page 5 D Reproduction! Reproduction! Bm Put your pollen tube to work. D Reproduction! Reproduction! Bm Make my stamen go berserk. G Reproduction D I don't think they even A Know what a pistil is! I got your pistil right here A D Where does the pollen go? D Next chapter In an abstract way The same thing applies To the reproductive organs of D The more complex life forms. But now we are dealing w/sexual response Are there any questions Before we begin reading? D Is it possible the female Member of some sex on a couch Could like get this guy all hot Bm And she never even knew it? D When a warm-blooded mammal In a tight little sweater Starts pullin' that stuff Bm Is she sayin' that she wants to do it? Can't prove it by me G Cause they change their tune When you got 'em in the back seat. E With his heart beatin' fast! They make it sound G Like a track meet, gross! Yeah, then all they can do is say A "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" D Reproduction! Reproduction! Bm Baby, give it to me now. D Reproduction! Reproduction! Bm Is that all you think about? G Reproduction! Come on baby show me that A You really love me so! Ohhh, I think I'm gonna throw up! A D Where does the pollen go? D The human is the only Being capable of consciously Controlling its number of offspring. Any comments on this? D Mr. Stuart is it true That guys like you You know mature and all Carry some protection with them Bm F# For sexual occasions? Bm What's the big deal? D Can't a girl just do that thing In a book where she adds up the days Of her, uh, what do you call it Bm Mentalstration? Oh, that's really neat! G Yeah, and what will the guy say E When the numbers don't add up right huh? A Yeah! Yeah! A# Yeah! D# Reproduction! Reproduction! Cm Hope he's proud of what he's done. D# Reproduction! Reproduction! Cm He was only bookin fun G# Reproduction! See what happens when a boy & girl A# Don't know how to play it safe? Cm Reproduction! Reproduction! G# Reproduction! Reproduction! Fm Reproduction! A# Reproduction! D# Reproduction! A# Where does the pollen go?
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