Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) G7 Verse 1: C C(#5) I'm the greatest star F Ab7 G I am by far, but no one knows it N.C. C Wait, they're gonna hear a voice C(#5) N.C. A silver flute, oh, oh, oh, oh F They'll cheer each toot N.C. Hey, I hear it's terrific, mmm Ab7 C When I expose it N.C Now, can't you see to look at me F F(#5) F6 G C(add2) That I'm a natural Camille? C/G A7 Dm Dm7/A As Camille I just feel Dm6 E7 Am I've so much to offer N.C Hey, listen kid, I know I'd be divine Dm/B Dm/F E7 Am N.C. Because I'm a natural cougher
Am/F# Verse 2: G G7 Some ain't got it, not a lump F/G I'm a great big clump of talent C Laugh Em C6/G C(#5) They'll bend in half N.C. Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman? C7 F A thousand jokes N.C. Stick around for the jokes Am/F# Fm7 A thousand faces N.C. I reiterate Verse 3: C/G When you're gifted E7 Then you're gifted A7 Bb7 B7 These are facts C7 Db7 D7 Eb7 E7 Dm7 Dm/A Dm7 I've got no axe to grind N.C. C Hey, what are they, blind? Am Dm A(#5) Dm7 In all of the world so far N.C. I'm the greatest star Bridge: F Gm/C F Gm/C F Who is the pip with pizzazz? F Gm/C F Gm/C F Who is all ginger and jazz? F Gm/C F Gm/C F Who is as glamorous as? G Am/D G Am/D G Who's an American beauty rose G Am/D G Am/D G With an American beauty nose G Am/D G Am/D G And ten American beauty toes A Bm/E A Bm/E A Eyes on the target, and wham A Bm/E A Bm/E A One shot, one gun shot and bam! N.C. D/E E7 F/G Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am! F Em Gb F Em Gb F Am/E Ebm Dm Verse 4: C C(#5) I'm the greatest star F I am by far Ab7 G7 But no one knows it C C(#5) That's why I was born F I'll blow my horn Dm/Ab G7 C7 'Til someone blows it F F(#5) Dm/F G G/C G(#5) I'll light up like a light C Dm Dm/A Right up like a light Dm E7 Am F/A I'll flicker, then flare up Dm/B Dm/E E7 Am C/A D7 All the world's gonna stare up G Dm G Dm Lookin' down, you'll never see me G Dm7 G Try the sky, 'cause that'll be me C I can make 'em cry F#(b5)/C I can make 'em sigh F/C Am/F# Someday they'll clamor for my drama C/G Have you guessed yet E7 Who's the best yet? A7 Bb7 B7 C7 Db7 D7 Eb7 E7 Dm7 If you ain't, I'll tell you one last time D7 G C7 You bet your last dime C F#/E F/A Dm A#(#5) Dm7 In all of the world so far N.C. F/G C C7/E F F#(b5) C/G F D7 C I'm the greatest, greatest star
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