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intro:
Eb7
What happened last night? Are you really here?
Eb7
Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan
Eb7
Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan!
Eb7
Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night
verse:
Db
I got so excited
Eb7
I was too enthusiastic
Db
Thank you for not laughing
Eb7 Bbm7 Ab
Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness
Db Eb
Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust
Db Eb7
That you don’t think I’m an idiot or some kind of an animal
Db Cm7
I never lost control due to overwhelming lust
Ab Ab
But I must say that I’m
chorus:
E7 A
Changing my major to Joan
Bm7 E7 A
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
Bm7 E7 F#m
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
Bm7 E7 A
With a minor in kissing Joan
Bm7 E7 A
Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs
C#m7 F#7
A seminar on Joan’s ass in her Levi’s
D
And Joan’s crazy brown eyes
verse:
Db
Joan, I feel like Hercules!
Eb7
Oh God, that sounds ridiculous
Db
Just keep on sleeping through this
Eb7
And I’ll work on calming down
Db
So by the time you’ve woken up
Eb7
I’ll be cool. I’ll be collected
Bbm7 Ab
And I’ll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity?
Db
'Cause this is so much better
Eb7
I’m radiating happiness
Db Ab
Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester?
Db
We won’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone
Bbm7
Sex with Joan!
chorus:
E7 A
I am writing a thesis on Joan
Bm7 E7 A7
It’s a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown
Bm7 E7 F#m
I will gladly stay up every night to hone
Bm7 E7 A
My compulsory skills with Joan
Bm7 E7 A
I will study my way down her spine
C#m F#7
Familiarize myself with her well-made outline
D
While she researches mine
bridge:
D
I don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new
D
Nothing I just did is anything I would do
D
Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared
D
I’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky
E
I’m scared
F7
Am I falling in to nothingness
G A7
Or flying into something so sublime?
A
I don’t know, but I’m
chorus:
Eb F7 Bb
Changing my major to Joan
Cm7 F7 Bb
I thought all my life I’d be all alone
Cm7 F7 Gm7 Cm7 F7 Bb
But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan
Eb F7 Bb
Look, she drooled on the pillow, so sweet
G7 G
All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet
Eb Eb
And my heart feels complete
outro:
Db
Let’s never leave this room
Eb Db
How about we stay here 'till finals?
Eb
I’ll go to school forever
G
I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan
Cm7 F7 Bb
'Cause I’m changing my major to Joan
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Last Updated: April 28, 2021