intro: Eb7 What happened last night? Are you really here? Eb7 Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan Eb7 Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan! Eb7 Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night verse: Db I got so excited
Eb7 I was too enthusiastic Db Thank you for not laughing Eb7 Bbm7 Ab Well, you laughed a little bit at one point when I was touching you and said I might lose consciousness Db Eb Which you said was adorable, and I just have to trust Db Eb7 That you don’t think I’m an idiot or some kind of an animal Db Cm7 I never lost control due to overwhelming lust Ab Ab But I must say that I’m chorus: E7 A Changing my major to Joan Bm7 E7 A I’m changing my major to sex with Joan Bm7 E7 F#m I’m changing my major to sex with Joan Bm7 E7 A With a minor in kissing Joan Bm7 E7 A Foreign study to Joan's inner thighs C#m7 F#7 A seminar on Joan’s ass in her Levi’s D And Joan’s crazy brown eyes verse: Db Joan, I feel like Hercules! Eb7 Oh God, that sounds ridiculous Db Just keep on sleeping through this Eb7 And I’ll work on calming down Db So by the time you’ve woken up Eb7 I’ll be cool. I’ll be collected Bbm7 Ab And I’ll have found some dignity, but who needs dignity? Db 'Cause this is so much better Eb7 I’m radiating happiness Db Ab Will you stay here with me for the rest of the semester? Db We won’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone Bbm7 Sex with Joan! chorus: E7 A I am writing a thesis on Joan Bm7 E7 A7 It’s a cutting edge field, and my mind is blown Bm7 E7 F#m I will gladly stay up every night to hone Bm7 E7 A My compulsory skills with Joan Bm7 E7 A I will study my way down her spine C#m F#7 Familiarize myself with her well-made outline D While she researches mine bridge: D I don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new D Nothing I just did is anything I would do D Overnight, everything changed. I am not prepared D I’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky E I’m scared F7 Am I falling in to nothingness G A7 Or flying into something so sublime? A I don’t know, but I’m chorus: Eb F7 Bb Changing my major to Joan Cm7 F7 Bb I thought all my life I’d be all alone Cm7 F7 Gm7 Cm7 F7 Bb But that was before I was lying prone in this dorm room bed with Joan Eb F7 Bb Look, she drooled on the pillow, so sweet G7 G All sweaty and tangled up in my bed sheet Eb Eb And my heart feels complete outro: Db Let’s never leave this room Eb Db How about we stay here 'till finals? Eb I’ll go to school forever G I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest loan Cm7 F7 Bb 'Cause I’m changing my major to Joan
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