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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Intro:
Dm A# C A
Verse 1:
Dm
Hey Coon Rapids, Minnesota
Dm/C#
I’ve done nearly half my quota
Dm/C
Of my service to the flag
G A#
(And FDR!) Yes Sir!
Dm
I’ve fixed sewage tanks and cookers
Dm/C#
Screwed more boiler plates than hookers
Dm/C
Fought a war and revolution
G A#
In the bar (Mine's a beer)(?)
Verse 2:
Dm
Hey there Flagstaff, Arizona
Dm/C#
I was pond life, misfit, loner
Dm/C
Till I signed up for this mighty
G A#
Combat crew (That's us)
Dm
I got buddies I’d lie for
Dm/C#
At a push I’d even die for
Dm/C
But you ain’t pushing me
G
I’m pushing you
Pre-chorus:
A# Dm
I wanted out (I wanted out)
Dm/C#
Wanted nothing anymore
Dm/C G
And the boon is where I knew I’d never win
A# Dm
I wanted out (I wanted out)
Dm/C# Dm/C
And the only light I saw was the army
G A7
And I knew I wanted in
Chrous:
Dm
Thirty Year Man
A#
Thirty Year Man
C
Thirty Year Man
Gm
Thirty Year Man
Verse 3:
Dm
Hey there Mobile, Alabama
Dm/C#
I done seen the panorama
Dm/C G A#
Of the army and it ain’t no piece of ass
Dm
I got drill fatigue Ravani(?)
Dm/C#
Ain’t no pussy of Miami
Dm/C G A#
I need all my life to be (?)a three day pass
Verse 4:
Dm
Hey now Ethel, Mississippi
Dm/C#
Well, the man said take my tip
Dm/C G A#
He said the army made you manly so I signed (big mistake!)
Dm
Where there’s platitude there’s liar (?)
Dm/C#
Where there’s smoke there’s always fire
Dm/C G
And I’m choking ‘cos they don’t respect my kind
Pre-chorus:
A# Dm
One thing I want (Nne thing I want)
Dm/C#
And she’ll see me all alright
Dm/C G
Is a shack-up waiting on the edge of town
A# Dm
I want her now (I want her now)
Dm/C#
But I’ll settle for tonight
Dm/C G A7
Golden body and this softness going down
Chrous:
Dm
Thirty Year Man
A#
Thirty Year Man
C
Thirty Year Man
Gm
Thirty Year Man
Verse 4:
Dm
Hey there Oklahoma City
Dm/C#
Yeah the sticks was pretty shitty
Dm/C G A#
So it didn’t take much for me to sign, ha!
Dm
But if this is all they muster
Dm/C#
They can give it back to Custer (Ooooh!)
Dm/C G A#
If I listened to my mother I’d be fine (Maamaaa!)
Verse 5:
Dm
Hey there Kansas City, Kansas
Dm/C#
Don’t you bastards know a man’s as
Dm/C G A#
Good as company he keeps and nothing more (Yeah yeah, that's right!)
Dm
But I’m keeping it with losers
Dm/C#
Fakers, takers, cheaters, cruisers
Dm/C G A
And it’s getting far to dark to find the door
Chorus:
D
Thirty Year Man
D/C
Thirty Year Man
Bm
Thirty Year Man
A#
Thirty Year Man
Bridge:
D#m D#m/D
So the army’s family
D#m/C# G#
It feeds me, keeps me well
B C# D#m
And the life outside was sure a living hell.
D#m/D
So give me my orders, Sergeant
D#m/C# G#
Just don’t give me a plan
B D#m C#
You’ve got your volunteer, Got my name and num-ber
N.C. D#m
I’m your man
Outro:
D#m/D D#m/C#
Thirty Year Man
D#m/D D#m
Thirty Year Man
D#m/C# B
Thirty Year Man
A#
Thirty Year Man
D#m D#m/C A#m C# B
There’s no one out there that I miss
D#m D#m/C A#m C# B
No one cares that I exist
D#m D#m/C# B C# G# A#7
Best thing I did was enlist
A#7 D#m
For thirty years
Song History
Last Updated: December 5, 2020