Crazy Ex-girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To chords by Soundtracks

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "I Could If I Wanted To"
Performed by: Santino Fontana
Tab by: The Lotus Revolution
Standard tuning

A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A.

What’s an A?
            D
It’s just a letter on a page
         E
Meant to distract us from the pain.
A                     C#
But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day.
D                      E
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A,
                       A
But who cares about an A?
C#       D
I don’t. I don’t care.
           E
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,
A           C#    D
But I don’t.
      F          E
But I could if I wanted to!

A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy
D                           E
In the red and blue striped tie,
                        A
Making millions till he dies,
                  C#                      D
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,
                       E                                 A
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.
           C#
I’d rather die, which I will,
D                     E                                A
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions
                   C#
Selling stocks and bonds and ties
D
If I tried.
E
But I don’t.
A
But I could.
C#          D
But I don’t.
      F          E      A   C#   D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
        F          E      A
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
C#        D        F    E
Who cares?


A                     C#
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad
         D                             E
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
        A                         C#
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son
                          D                 E
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball.
        A
Whoopty-fricking-do.
    C#                             D
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?
              E
It’ll get you nowhere in life,
         A
Not like getting anywhere matters.
          C#                     D
Although, I guess it does if you care,
E              A
Which I don’t.
      C#
But I could.
      D
But I don’t.
      F          E      A   C#    D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
                 F       E      A
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.
          C#     D
This song sucks.
                 F        E      A   C#
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!
        F          E