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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Difficulty: Novice
Verse 1:
Fm
When I first meet Hammer I stumble and stammer
Gm
'Cause thats what it says to do in the script
Fm
But whenever I would practice that was just an act this
Gm
Is all so real - He’s so well equipped
Fm Cm Fm
Falling into Nathan’s eyes is easy
Fm Cm Gm
I don’t even realize he’s cheesy
Eb Bb
'Cause jeez he’s so great...Wait
Fm
But it’s not about Nate
Fm
Gotta concentrate
Fm Gm
‘Cause I’m looking for internal truth and not a date
Fm
No it’s not all about Nate
C
‘Cause it’s all about the art
Chorus:
E Ebm
Perfect, mysterious, comes from above
E Ebm
Magic as a magic thing and lovely as love
E F#
A gift from Olympus, who send me the muse
A
And shoes
Verse 2:
Fm
If I walk with a twitch in the scene in the kitchen
Gm
First date jitters aren’t to blame
Fm
'Cause all Penny feels are these nine inch heels
Fm Gm
Which are gonna make me fall and die and aren’t in frame
Fm Cm Fm
But my death-scene pumps are really dreamy
Fm Cm Gm
Right when Billy dumps my corpse, it’s steamy
Eb Bb
To see me all - wait
F#
Oh I’m sorry I lost my train of thought I’m being such a bimbo!
Fm
But if it's not about shoes
Fm
Even if they’re sweet
Fm Gm
They should focus on my tragedy and not my feet
Fm
No it's not about shoes
C
When it’s all about the art
Chorus:
E Ebm
Memory, method, primal and deep
E Ebm
All Stanislavsky, Strasberg, and Streep
E F#
Truth, Mr. Lipton, that’s how you build
A
The guild
Verse 3:
Fm
But it’s not about the guild
Fm
I’d be killed If I shilled For the guild
Fm Gm
On somebody else’s time
F#
Then again, I sort of was killed
Fm
The Guild season one available on DVD plus new episodes at the
Fm
Watchtheguild.com we also have t-shirts
N.C.
(JOSS) Felicia!
Fm
Catch the guild fever
Bridge:
Fm
My tortured actor’s process
Cm
Stand here and do what Joss says
Gm Eb
Remember that its not about
Ebm
The weird beard on otto
Ebm
The beer and clamato
Db
The hair in the cheese and
Ebm
The Guild’s second season
Ebm
And brand new day Neil
Ebm
That intro’s unreal
Db
A horse - not too shabby
Ebm
Now steady’s all crabby
Ebm
The soldier boy extra
Ebm
Good times - No, I’ll text ya
Db
The red bull Neil’s drinking
Ebm
I’m dead and I’m blinking
Ebm
And Joss’ ungluing
Ebm
When I mention pooing
Em
Which I’m always doing
Fm
I mean mentioning pooing
Outtro:
C
(freely) I mean art
C
Art
C
Art’s really easy-
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Last Updated: April 16, 2019