Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Difficulty: Novice Verse 1: Fm When I first meet Hammer I stumble and stammer Gm 'Cause thats what it says to do in the script Fm But whenever I would practice that was just an act this Gm Is all so real - He’s so well equipped Fm Cm Fm Falling into Nathan’s eyes is easy Fm Cm Gm I don’t even realize he’s cheesy Eb Bb 'Cause jeez he’s so great...Wait Fm But it’s not about Nate Fm Gotta concentrate Fm Gm ‘Cause I’m looking for internal truth and not a date Fm No it’s not all about Nate C ‘Cause it’s all about the art
Chorus: E Ebm Perfect, mysterious, comes from above E Ebm Magic as a magic thing and lovely as love E F# A gift from Olympus, who send me the muse A And shoes Verse 2: Fm If I walk with a twitch in the scene in the kitchen Gm First date jitters aren’t to blame Fm 'Cause all Penny feels are these nine inch heels Fm Gm Which are gonna make me fall and die and aren’t in frame Fm Cm Fm But my death-scene pumps are really dreamy Fm Cm Gm Right when Billy dumps my corpse, it’s steamy Eb Bb To see me all - wait F# Oh I’m sorry I lost my train of thought I’m being such a bimbo! Fm But if it's not about shoes Fm Even if they’re sweet Fm Gm They should focus on my tragedy and not my feet Fm No it's not about shoes C When it’s all about the art Chorus: E Ebm Memory, method, primal and deep E Ebm All Stanislavsky, Strasberg, and Streep E F# Truth, Mr. Lipton, that’s how you build A The guild Verse 3: Fm But it’s not about the guild Fm I’d be killed If I shilled For the guild Fm Gm On somebody else’s time F# Then again, I sort of was killed Fm The Guild season one available on DVD plus new episodes at the Fm Watchtheguild.com we also have t-shirts N.C. (JOSS) Felicia! Fm Catch the guild fever Bridge: Fm My tortured actor’s process Cm Stand here and do what Joss says Gm Eb Remember that its not about Ebm The weird beard on otto Ebm The beer and clamato Db The hair in the cheese and Ebm The Guild’s second season Ebm And brand new day Neil Ebm That intro’s unreal Db A horse - not too shabby Ebm Now steady’s all crabby Ebm The soldier boy extra Ebm Good times - No, I’ll text ya Db The red bull Neil’s drinking Ebm I’m dead and I’m blinking Ebm And Joss’ ungluing Ebm When I mention pooing Em Which I’m always doing Fm I mean mentioning pooing Outtro: C (freely) I mean art C Art C Art’s really easy-